[Corin Stormhands]

Dwarves...dwarves are somewhere between Klingons and Ferengi.

*Ahem*

[JenB]

Ok, why did I come home?

Get home and the middle sister is back, as expected, but she's giggling and squeaking at the top of her voice for no apparent reason. And the oldest brother is back... he's fourteen and about the most obnoxious person in this house, which is saying something since I live here, and he's got a cohort of equal age. Um.... well, good thing I did a lot of my homework last night....

Can we go back to Entmoot now?

[2Jedismom]

"dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much."