Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Mo1]

Good Morning Nully

[Mo1]

Iowa's decision huge, until maybe tomorrow [Dave Barry reports on Iowa Caucuses]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060832/posts

[Darksheare]

The first part, all the way up until comparing breasts.
These days they're plastic.
Everything else is too close..

[grannie9]

Ok.. I just made an Applesauce Cake. The recipe said to put in a 16 oz. "CAN" of Applesauce. I don't know where you live, but all my Applesauce comes in a jar.

The jar says it has 24 ozs. ( 1 pound, 8 ozs.) Now the problem lies in... one is solid, as in pounds, and I want liquid ozs.. as in water. I think I put in too many ozs of applesauce, but by the time I got thru ripping Al's throat out, and going on google.. I didn't give a sh!t!!!!

All the recipes were the same.. a 16 oz CAN of applesauce..

Am I thick or what????

It's too late now.. but I'd still like to know.. If this cake happens to come out.. ?????

[grannie9]

I guess it's pretty much the same.. Anyway, so far the cake looks great... and smells really good..;)

Now I'll just hope it stays up nice and high like it is now... I could collapse when it hits the air.. :(

[grannie9]

(It.... not I..) lol.. I might collapse after lunch..

Should I go for a funkle?

[grannie9]

[grannie9]

Ok.. funkllllllllllllllle... Time to take the cake out.. and have some lunch..

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

[ValerieUSA]

mmmmmmmmmmm applesauce cake! Smells YUMMY

[ValerieUSA]

I guess we won't see you again until you get back up after your postlunch collapsement. Hope you have a soft landing.

[Darksheare]

Ugh!
I hate it when recipes do that!
If it happens to come out, get a pic of it.

[ValerieUSA]

We prefer pictures of baking exploits that result in less than perfect creations. Perfection is overrated.

[ValerieUSA]

[Darksheare]

Heck, pics of my *cough* cooking exploits would rate as a disaster epic then.

[grannie9]

This one is not an epic cullinary delight.. Urgh... I haaaaaaate Bundt pans...

I will have to hide the top with frosting.. lol. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Hey, I guess it could have been worse....

I think..........:(

[ValerieUSA]

My client won't use this probably, but it was fun to play with

[grannie9]

Valerie... let me tell you something.. The older you get the less perfect you become.. I don't know sometimes whether I'm past my prime.. or starting out anew..... Either way, I'm vulnerable.. lol.

[ValerieUSA]

Take a picture to make Mo feel better.

[Darksheare]

There's a twisted pervy comment that could go here, but I'd get me head slapped off my shoulders.
So I'll just say that we like you as you are.

[ValerieUSA]

*L* Older means you have acquired CYA skills that the young will never detect.