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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 11
19 Oct 03 | null and void

Posted on 10/19/2003 1:52:27 PM PDT by null and void




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To: ValerieUSA
OK, I'm tired of arguing over on the Philly boards about the Street Probe .. so I'm off to la la land

Oh ..I was out at the store tonight and there was this mother and she had 4 little boys .. the one was about 4 yrs old and he just kept crying and crying and crying

I could tell that she couldn't wait to get out of the store

Well in the middle of his crying fit he looks at his mom and says.

You know how many chances I'm going to give you to buy me those barney toys? .. Zero .. that's right zero chances .. how do you like that

Everyone in line tried hard not to laugh ..

And then he says .. I know mom, I am cranky because I am very tired and when I get home, I am going to bed very quickly so that I can feel better

After that one, everyone in line just lost it .. LOL

OK .. I'm off to bed

Sweet Dreams y'all
861 posted on 10/24/2003 12:27:01 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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To: Mo1
What an odd little creature -- that smart unpredictability will keep his mom on her toes for the rest of her life!
862 posted on 10/24/2003 6:49:01 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I bet he will .. *l*
863 posted on 10/24/2003 9:20:24 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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To: Mo1
Oh Gawd, I think that physical therapist is the Antichrist. boo-hoo, sob, sniffle. :)
864 posted on 10/24/2003 12:53:27 PM PDT by Letitring (.)
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To: Letitring
I think Bess gets fussier every year. She is saying this house is so jammed up with packing/shipping crates, she is going to hand out hard hats so our guests won't be injured. What guests? They won't let me see anybody. :(
865 posted on 10/24/2003 12:57:25 PM PDT by Letitring (.)
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To: Letitring
I'm just going to sit here in the middle of my mess and enjoy myself. :)
866 posted on 10/24/2003 12:58:22 PM PDT by Letitring (.)
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To: Letitring
Oh good grief. I've got to go and see what she wants before she cardiacs. BBL.
867 posted on 10/24/2003 12:59:43 PM PDT by Letitring (.)
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To: Letitring
Poor Ringy ... I think Swervie call his physical therapist the Antichrist also

Plus a few other names too *L*

So what's with the mess .. are you moving?
868 posted on 10/24/2003 1:04:08 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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To: Letitring
It's always something...

Cheers down there.
869 posted on 10/24/2003 1:11:52 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: Letitring
Hello. I took pics of a friend's truck that had some damage to report to the insurance company... and he took me to lunch. That was nice. Margaritas in the middle of the day - how decadent!
870 posted on 10/24/2003 1:40:09 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Margaritas in the middle of the day - how decadent!

Followed by afternoon delight????

871 posted on 10/24/2003 2:01:43 PM PDT by null and void ("To speak of the dead is to bring them to life" - Egyptian proverb)
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To: null and void
Oops, old tag line, was talking about Barbara Olsen on another thread.
872 posted on 10/24/2003 2:02:35 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
*LOL* Nope.... all he got was a few pics of his truck.
He's a nice guy, and we go out every once in awhile, but I don't know him very well yet. He seems to think we know each other well enough.... but I don't.
873 posted on 10/24/2003 2:07:40 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Mo1
My fifteen month old grandson told his mother last night to "get real".

He has a five year old sister and three year old brother and he picks up these smarty pants expressions from them.

But, he doesn't know how to use them appropiately yet, as to you friends, but not your parents.

He looked kind of scared as he looked at his mom's scowling face and his astonished siblings.

Then, we just had to laugh.

874 posted on 10/24/2003 2:35:47 PM PDT by Conservababe
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To: Conservababe
Kids are little sponges, just waiting to be filled with whatever they hear at that age.

I have to "watch it" when our little nephews are present...

Cheers, CB
875 posted on 10/24/2003 2:40:48 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick; westmex; Mo1; grannie9; null and void; ValerieUSA
It's not too early to start thinking about Halloween:

A very shy man was in the hospital for a series of invasive tests. As a result of one of the tests he accidentally badly soiled the sheets in his hospital bed.

He was horribly embarrassed and grabbed the sheets and threw them out the window before anyone noticed.

As luck would have it, a drunk was walking on the side walk and the soiled sheets landed on his head. He immediately began thrashing around and yelling.

A security guard saw the whole thing and asked the drunk what the heck happened. The drunk looked down at the sheet at his feet and said, "I'm not sure, but I think I kicked the crap out of a ghost".
876 posted on 10/24/2003 3:50:00 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: Cuttnhorse; All

877 posted on 10/24/2003 3:52:17 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
Nuttin but the little box with the red X
878 posted on 10/24/2003 3:59:10 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: restornu

Grand Canyon

879 posted on 10/24/2003 4:00:09 PM PDT by restornu
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#877

http://image.pbase.com/u16/chb/upload/4975402.Scan034ThingsGoBetterWithCokeLillehammerNorway.jpg


#879
http://image.pbase.com/u16/chb/upload/4948293.GrandCanyon1.jpg
880 posted on 10/24/2003 4:03:17 PM PDT by restornu
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