[lodwick]

Kids are little sponges, just waiting to be filled with whatever they hear at that age.

I have to "watch it" when our little nephews are present...

Cheers, CB

[Cuttnhorse]

It's not too early to start thinking about Halloween:

A very shy man was in the hospital for a series of invasive tests. As a result of one of the tests he accidentally badly soiled the sheets in his hospital bed.

He was horribly embarrassed and grabbed the sheets and threw them out the window before anyone noticed.

As luck would have it, a drunk was walking on the side walk and the soiled sheets landed on his head. He immediately began thrashing around and yelling.

A security guard saw the whole thing and asked the drunk what the heck happened. The drunk looked down at the sheet at his feet and said, "I'm not sure, but I think I kicked the crap out of a ghost".