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To: lodwick; westmex; Mo1; grannie9; null and void; ValerieUSA
It's not too early to start thinking about Halloween:

A very shy man was in the hospital for a series of invasive tests. As a result of one of the tests he accidentally badly soiled the sheets in his hospital bed.

He was horribly embarrassed and grabbed the sheets and threw them out the window before anyone noticed.

As luck would have it, a drunk was walking on the side walk and the soiled sheets landed on his head. He immediately began thrashing around and yelling.

A security guard saw the whole thing and asked the drunk what the heck happened. The drunk looked down at the sheet at his feet and said, "I'm not sure, but I think I kicked the crap out of a ghost".
876 posted on 10/24/2003 3:50:00 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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877 posted on 10/24/2003 3:52:17 PM PDT by restornu
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To: Cuttnhorse
LOL .. cute one Horsie

I can't believe Halloween is next week .. I still need to by candy

Jessie had a halloween party tonight .. nice house it was at .. and if my husband ever has the nerve to complain about things laying around .. I'm going to take him to this womens house

Good Grief ... That house was a complete mess
882 posted on 10/24/2003 4:55:02 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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