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Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/10/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/10/2025 1:08:51 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the end of the government shutdown in sight, the United States Congress was reportedly preparing to pivot from doing nothing because of the shutdown to doing nothing because they're Congress.

"Yea or nay, it doesn't really matter," since Senator Elizabeth Warren. "I'm still going to complain about the weather and randomly shout 'RACISM!' instead of listening to my constituents."

In a 60-40 vote, the Senate advanced a funding bill on Sunday evening, bringing the federal government one step closer to being reopened. Lawmakers were now mentally preparing themselves for being unable to blame the shutdown for their lack of action.

"I don't know what the American people are really expecting," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "We're still not going to do anything. That's why I voted no, at least that way people would blame the shutdown and not us directly."

But not all politicians were ready to avoid work simply because they are Congress, as some have principles they simply refuse to violate.

"I fought really hard to reopen the government while also simultaneously keeping it closed because I hate spending money," Senator Rand Paul said. "It adds trillions to the debt and makes people expect us to work, which I don't like. As a libertarian, so I think the government should never do anything, ever."

At publishing time, the government shutdown continued after Representative Thomas Massie introduced a bill requiring a balanced budget to reopen the government, something no party was willing to support.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylobee; satire

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1 posted on 11/10/2025 1:08:51 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
You notice they reopened after people started asking why THEY were still getting paid?

Yeah.

You don't even have to pull back the curtain. Just twitch it a little bit.

2 posted on 11/10/2025 1:14:59 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: DFG

If con is opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

And the answer is clearly *Yes*.


3 posted on 11/10/2025 1:18:57 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: DFG

AOC is still confused how the Democrats have Chuck Shumer, a WHITE guy, as Senate Minority Leader.


4 posted on 11/10/2025 1:35:44 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: metmom

Well Played, Mom!


5 posted on 11/10/2025 1:40:53 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: DFG
> "As a libertarian, I think the government should never do anything, ever."

That kinda sounds like a good idea.....

LIBERAL: "Hey, do you think the government should..."

LIBERTARIAN: "NO!"


6 posted on 11/10/2025 2:04:52 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

We have NO shortage of excessive Gov’t, at all levels.


7 posted on 11/10/2025 3:15:05 PM PST by Paladin2 (YMMV)
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To: DFG

Ha! So true!


8 posted on 11/10/2025 4:09:23 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DFG

Dang it, I want my procrastination and I want it NOW!!


9 posted on 11/10/2025 4:12:27 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Georgia Girl 2

If Elizabeth Warren pays no attention to her constituents, why is she still in office?


10 posted on 11/10/2025 4:38:52 PM PST by oldtech
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