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Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled, Just Her
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/15/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/15/2025 1:33:31 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson claimed in court today that all black people are mentally disabled, Justice Clarence Thomas gently informed her that it's actually just her.

Not wanting to embarrass Jackson in front of the rest of the court, Justice Thomas waited until a brief recess to explain.

"I don't know how to say this best, Ketanji, but not all black people are mentally disabled. It's just you," said Thomas. "You having an exceptionally low IQ has absolutely nothing to do with your skin color, Ketanji. You're just an idiot. I know this is hard for you to understand... I mean of course it is, you're mentally handicapped."

Onlookers reported Jackson was stunned by the news, shocked to learn that not all black people are mentally disabled. She sullenly closed the Leapfrog tablet she had been playing Sesame Street puzzles on, before hurling it at the wall in rage. Justice Thomas, however, managed to lift her spirits with a brief game of peek-a-boo.

At publishing time, Justice Thomas had been forced to have the same conversation with Justice Sotomayor about Hispanics.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; isitthemyogi; jumanjijackson; ketanjibrownjackson; ketanjitardjackson; satire
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1 posted on 10/15/2025 1:33:31 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

I fell for it... for two seconds! LOL.


2 posted on 10/15/2025 1:34:24 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: DFG

“Clarence Thomas Gently Explains To KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled, Just Her”

True.


3 posted on 10/15/2025 1:36:21 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: DFG

There is exactly zero chance that Ketanji would have made it through the high-tech lynching that Brandon put Thomas through.


4 posted on 10/15/2025 1:45:55 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Nice! Subtle yet blatant, well done.


5 posted on 10/15/2025 1:51:29 PM PDT by mythenjoseph (Thats a good line there!)
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To: DFG

Thomas is a very kind man.


6 posted on 10/15/2025 2:42:40 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: marktwain

Good one!!!!


7 posted on 10/16/2025 12:48:04 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: SmokingJoe

Well, she might not be the only one, but certainly is a fine example of who is not needed in the position she is in.


8 posted on 10/16/2025 5:05:19 PM PDT by oldtech
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