Posted on 09/25/2025 4:41:41 AM PDT by DFG
NEW YORK ā Trump's Tuesday speech at the United Nations Headquarters in Midtown Manhattan will officially be his last as he has announced plans to demolish the building and replace it with a tremendous UFC Arena.
"I'm sick of our great nation playing host to all these loser countries. We need to host winners," Trump said of his decision. "So we're tearing it all down. We're going to build the greatest UFC Arena in its place, it'll be absolutely beautiful. I might even put a chandelier in there. A nice gold chandelier over the Octagon. That's what they call it. An Oct-a-gon. But this is going to be an absolutely fabulous octagon like you wouldn't believe."
According to sources, in lieu of United Nations meetings, the President will invite representatives from each country to come and fight. Countries currently at war with each other may also schedule pay-per-view events at any time.
"Sure, there's losers in the Octagon, but there's also winners. You can't win without a loser," Trump explained. "That's a big improvement over the UN, where everyone is a loser and there are no winners."
At publishing time, Trump had announced the first event would be a fight between Emmanual Macron and whoever it was on the plane that slapped him.
If only.
That whole lot needs to be moved the hell off of U.S. soil.
Also, the “at publishing time” is always the best š
Ha ha haaaaaa!
Had This Guy for 1.8 seconds.
Way to go, BB!
If this were true, I’d agree with it! LOL
Heh. The Bee. Guessed it right away. They are awesome.
I’d vote for that. The UFC would have real men who can be trusted instead of the walking slime in the UN, the IQ would rise immeasurably. As a bonus, we’d have men who would go to the idiot leadership of the city and beat the living shi...er...Obama out of them.
Took me a lot longer!
Proposal:
Submit the article to wapo as op-ed.
Iām
All for the arena. (But it would still be a vast improvement to replace the UnitedNazis with anything - including a sewage processing facility)
A super Walmart would work for me.
Wouldn’t it be nice if a Demolition company showed up outside the UN today ,everyone out ,LOL
He should do it.
I heard it was going to become a VA hospital.
Turn it into the Trump Presidential Library.
Babylon Bee.
We should encourage the building of two more UN HQs, one in Moscow, and one in Beijing. Then the UN HQs can rotate between the HQs every 50 years. This means they would be out of the US for 100 years.
Then about 80 years out, we should propose the building of two *more* UN HQs, with one in say Mogadishu, Somalia, and the other in Islamabad, Pakistan. You get the idea.
Build the U.N. in Haiti, nicer weather than NY.
NYC could use the increase in revenue. I’m for it.
Never have I been more dissappointed finding out that this eagerly awaited news item is from the Babylon Bee.
Grrrrrrrr
Saw UFC then checked to source
Until then: Was rejoicing in the planned demolition of that hellhole.
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