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More Winning: Trump To Demolish UN Building And Replace With UFC Arena
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/24/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/25/2025 4:41:41 AM PDT by DFG

NEW YORK — Trump's Tuesday speech at the United Nations Headquarters in Midtown Manhattan will officially be his last as he has announced plans to demolish the building and replace it with a tremendous UFC Arena.

"I'm sick of our great nation playing host to all these loser countries. We need to host winners," Trump said of his decision. "So we're tearing it all down. We're going to build the greatest UFC Arena in its place, it'll be absolutely beautiful. I might even put a chandelier in there. A nice gold chandelier over the Octagon. That's what they call it. An Oct-a-gon. But this is going to be an absolutely fabulous octagon like you wouldn't believe."

According to sources, in lieu of United Nations meetings, the President will invite representatives from each country to come and fight. Countries currently at war with each other may also schedule pay-per-view events at any time.

"Sure, there's losers in the Octagon, but there's also winners. You can't win without a loser," Trump explained. "That's a big improvement over the UN, where everyone is a loser and there are no winners."

At publishing time, Trump had announced the first event would be a fight between Emmanual Macron and whoever it was on the plane that slapped him.


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1 posted on 09/25/2025 4:41:41 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

If only.

That whole lot needs to be moved the hell off of U.S. soil.

Also, the “at publishing time” is always the best šŸ‘Œ


2 posted on 09/25/2025 4:45:29 AM PDT by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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To: DFG

Ha ha haaaaaa!

Had This Guy for 1.8 seconds.

Way to go, BB!


3 posted on 09/25/2025 4:56:46 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

If this were true, I’d agree with it! LOL


4 posted on 09/25/2025 5:10:04 AM PDT by Red6
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To: DFG

Heh. The Bee. Guessed it right away. They are awesome.


5 posted on 09/25/2025 5:30:13 AM PDT by Lakeshark
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To: DFG

I’d vote for that. The UFC would have real men who can be trusted instead of the walking slime in the UN, the IQ would rise immeasurably. As a bonus, we’d have men who would go to the idiot leadership of the city and beat the living shi...er...Obama out of them.


6 posted on 09/25/2025 5:31:14 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: one guy in new jersey

Took me a lot longer!


7 posted on 09/25/2025 5:45:40 AM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement! ThereonMaube)
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To: DFG

Proposal:

Submit the article to wapo as op-ed.


8 posted on 09/25/2025 5:47:11 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 "/!i!! &@$%&*(@ -')
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To: DFG

I’m
All for the arena. (But it would still be a vast improvement to replace the UnitedNazis with anything - including a sewage processing facility)


9 posted on 09/25/2025 5:51:30 AM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: DFG

A super Walmart would work for me.


10 posted on 09/25/2025 6:17:29 AM PDT by eastexsteve
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To: DFG

Wouldn’t it be nice if a Demolition company showed up outside the UN today ,everyone out ,LOL


11 posted on 09/25/2025 6:20:00 AM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: DFG

He should do it.


12 posted on 09/25/2025 6:21:37 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: DFG

I heard it was going to become a VA hospital.


13 posted on 09/25/2025 7:11:13 AM PDT by Ronald77 ( )
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To: DFG

Turn it into the Trump Presidential Library.


14 posted on 09/25/2025 7:12:51 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee.

15 posted on 09/25/2025 7:37:58 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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To: DFG

We should encourage the building of two more UN HQs, one in Moscow, and one in Beijing. Then the UN HQs can rotate between the HQs every 50 years. This means they would be out of the US for 100 years.

Then about 80 years out, we should propose the building of two *more* UN HQs, with one in say Mogadishu, Somalia, and the other in Islamabad, Pakistan. You get the idea.


16 posted on 09/25/2025 8:24:50 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (If you see "Acheta" protein in a product, know that it has been adulterated with insect protein)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Build the U.N. in Haiti, nicer weather than NY.


17 posted on 09/25/2025 8:27:05 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: DFG

NYC could use the increase in revenue. I’m for it.


18 posted on 09/25/2025 8:27:47 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

Never have I been more dissappointed finding out that this eagerly awaited news item is from the Babylon Bee.

Grrrrrrrr


19 posted on 09/25/2025 8:48:02 AM PDT by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:22)
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To: milagro

Saw UFC then checked to source

Until then: Was rejoicing in the planned demolition of that hellhole.


20 posted on 09/25/2025 9:29:51 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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