Posted on 09/23/2025 7:13:13 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In the midst of an ongoing slander lawsuits regarding allegations that she was born a man, Americans are begging Brigitte Macron to please, please not send them photographic proof she is a woman.
"Brigitte Macron, we know you have been baselessly slandered, but we urge you to please reconsider," said Bob Smith, a spokesperson for America. "Please spare us. If you release these photos, they will be in our social media feeds for weeks, and we'll have to gouge our eyes out with ice picks."
"Please, do not do this."
Law experts agree Macron has a legitimate right to defend herself, but suggest photographic evidence is not the answer. "Take a DNA test," implored Dr. Alex Jensen, a medical expert retained by the defense. "Please. That will suffice. No photos. We beg you."
Macron and her husband have said they still plan to release the photos. Macron has determined to send "as many pictures as it takes" to clear everything up.
At publishing time, President Trump had pledged 300% tariffs on France if it went forward with the photos' release.
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In a dramatic reversal of roles, we may have to surrender to France.
And eat snails.
Everyone not wanting to see Brigette’s junk, signify by saying Hell no.
I could live with the tires, skis and wine, but that’s about it.
300% tariffs? Is that all? How about we declare war?
Well, snails aren’t so bad, if it saves us from having to dig our eyeballs out with a rusty melon scoop...
Don’t Michelins wear a little fast, and suffer cracking damage early?
My experience [largely from decades ago] is that Michelins are built dynamically true [little balancing and little other dimensional issues], and that their treadwear was among the best.
I think my last set is from an OEM set in 2005.
That’s a while ago, so who knows what they are up to these days.
same for the skis.
No comments about old leather, please.
I think the US kinda begs Candace whooziewatz to make it stop. Just let it go. No body cares.
Just submit a blood test. Duh!
That would be the sane thing to do in most countries. However, France...
She may not be allowed to take a blood sample to prove her sex.
A number of Swedish athletes were traning at altitude in the French Alps prior to the recent athletics World Championships in Tokyo. However, the female athletes had to submit results of blood tests to show that they were females, otherwise they would not be allowed to take part in the championships. It turned out that it was impossible to get this checked in France. Not allowed to make sex-tests. In the end they had to visit hospitals in Spain or break their training camp and return to Sweden to get the blood tests.
Why this law in France? I have no idea. Sounds crazy, but then eating snails is also a bit weird. Non?
Candace has earned eternal damnation for doing this all to another woman.
Since she has not grovelled as publicly, how does she receive the Eucharist without bringing greater damnation upon herself? It is pelosi-esque.
It’s a MAN, baby!
ZERO doubt that Brigitte is a MAN! Just like Mike (I mean Michelle) Obama.
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