Posted on 07/15/2025 12:33:25 PM PDT by DFG
SACRAMENTO, CA — An inspiring story emerged amid the ongoing immigration controversy, as Governor Gavin Newsom founded an Underground Railroad to help Mexican kids travel to work on California's marijuana farms.
After ICE operations made headlines in recent weeks with raids on California cannabis farms, Newsom made the noble decision to create a secret system to help unaccompanied minor migrants avoid detection by the authorities and find their way north to work as day laborers.
"Every Mexican kid deserves the chance to live out their dream of working as slave labor in California," Newsom told reporters. "This weed isn't going to pick itself, and with Donald Trump's oppressive ICE agents constantly arresting our adult illegal aliens, we owe it to our great marijuana growers to keep them fully stocked with child labor. That's the promise these parentless children get in Gavin Newsom's California."
Newsom's Underground Railroad provides Mexican kids with a system of routes and safehouses that allows them to secretly and safely travel from their home country to the Golden State to begin their new lives of endlessly picking cannabis. "Thank you, Gavin Newsom," said 9-year-old Luis Garcia, who arrived in California by himself to live on a marijuana farm. "I was afraid I would never make it here, but he made it happen."
At publishing time, Newsom's office announced plans to create large-scale marijuana plantations where Mexican families could work in return for free lodging and food for generations.
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Well, terrific meme there, Tell It Right!
Nice work :-)
Hey there Derek, my name is Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. In the good old days, kids as young as five could work as they pleased from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hooray! But today the age-old right of children to work is under attack from the Philippines to Bangladesh and China and India and South America too.
Boo hoo.
But you can help these children Derek, by killing the prime minister of Malaysia. He’s bad.
You learn martial arts!
Prime minister of Malaysia – bad!
Martial arts - good.
Kill Naughty Man!
Obey my dog.
On the runway you have one objective. Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities. Do as you've been trained to do… and kill the Malaysian Prime Minister!
Karate Chop!
Bad Man. Awful Man. In your little blue suit and your spiky black hair, you’re a super hot ninja machine.
Well, the Bee is SUPPOSED to be satire.
They cross the line way too often.
The problem is, he really would.
Funny..yeah. This POS needs to be beaten back down to snail shit level in politics. He’s the scum of the earth, like every POS liberal but definitely one of the worst.
He wants to keep his state from going without pot.
Indeed he fears people will see the reality what they live in.
This is clearly ridiculous, Governor Knewsome would not deliberately build a railroad that connected two places together for the purpose of moving people between one place and the other place. C’mon.
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