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Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered In Massachusetts
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/27/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:04 AM PDT by DFG

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside of Boston, Massachusetts.

Authorities found the large group of infiltrated terrorists after a routine patrol around a well-known university's infamous quad uncovered dozens of Iranian sleeper cell operatives.

"We've never seen anything like it," FBI spokesman Agent Dale Johnson said. "On the outside, they appeared to be dressed like college students and faculty, but every single one of them was a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer. We have reason to believe that the entire campus is, in fact, a terrorist training site."

Suspicions mounted after local law enforcement and Homeland Security agents began seeing concerning news stories coming out of one of the nation's oldest and most respected universities.

"We started to receive calls that groups of so-called 'students' were chanting 'Globalize the intifadah!' right here on campus, out in the open," Agent Johnson continued. "Then we started learning that individuals were harassing Jewish students and yelling at white people, and we put things together and discovered this massive cell of terrorist operatives living right here in the United States. It's the largest sleeper cell bust in history."

At publishing time, over 15,000 sleeper cell agents had been arrested at the site, with authorities saying they suspected many terrorists trained at the school had already infiltrated corporations and institutions throughout the country.


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; harvard; satire
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To: DFG

OK, they found them ... are the non-citizens decorating nearby trees?


21 posted on 06/27/2025 10:58:57 AM PDT by ByteMercenary (Election 2020 was stolen by mail-in voting.)
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To: DFG

I thought they were going to say they burst in on a faculty meeting :)


22 posted on 06/27/2025 11:02:21 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
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To: DFG

Dang. The Bee got me up to the 4th sentence. LOL


23 posted on 06/27/2025 11:08:33 AM PDT by Salvavida (NS)
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To: DFG

Again, it sounded so real until I realized it was the Bee. They are so close to the truth it’s scary.


24 posted on 06/27/2025 11:34:08 AM PDT by redfreedom (Happiness is shopping at Walmart and not hearing Spanish once!)
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To: DFG

Let’s be rid of those terrorists & the sooner the better.


25 posted on 06/27/2025 11:54:12 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: jacknhoo; DFG
It got me too. I really thought it was true.
Which in itself is kind of scary.
26 posted on 06/27/2025 11:54:31 AM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: DFG

Shouldn’t this be Not the Bee????


27 posted on 06/27/2025 12:06:22 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: DFG
Got me.


28 posted on 06/27/2025 12:12:31 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: albie

They got me again


29 posted on 06/27/2025 2:22:07 PM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: DFG

More truth than fiction, unfortunately...


30 posted on 06/27/2025 2:40:56 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Bee had me as well.

At first I thought they were talking about the Massachusetts state legislature.

Lol.


31 posted on 06/27/2025 2:47:10 PM PDT by cgbg (It was not us. It was them--all along.)
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To: jacknhoo

Ditto me too! 🤦🤦🤦


32 posted on 07/01/2025 10:27:45 PM PDT by nfldgirl ( )
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