Posted on 06/27/2025 9:36:04 AM PDT by DFG
CAMBRIDGE, MA — The Department of Homeland Security announced that a massive terrorist sleeper cell was discovered hiding just outside of Boston, Massachusetts.
Authorities found the large group of infiltrated terrorists after a routine patrol around a well-known university's infamous quad uncovered dozens of Iranian sleeper cell operatives.
"We've never seen anything like it," FBI spokesman Agent Dale Johnson said. "On the outside, they appeared to be dressed like college students and faculty, but every single one of them was a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer. We have reason to believe that the entire campus is, in fact, a terrorist training site."
Suspicions mounted after local law enforcement and Homeland Security agents began seeing concerning news stories coming out of one of the nation's oldest and most respected universities.
"We started to receive calls that groups of so-called 'students' were chanting 'Globalize the intifadah!' right here on campus, out in the open," Agent Johnson continued. "Then we started learning that individuals were harassing Jewish students and yelling at white people, and we put things together and discovered this massive cell of terrorist operatives living right here in the United States. It's the largest sleeper cell bust in history."
At publishing time, over 15,000 sleeper cell agents had been arrested at the site, with authorities saying they suspected many terrorists trained at the school had already infiltrated corporations and institutions throughout the country.
OK, they found them ... are the non-citizens decorating nearby trees?
I thought they were going to say they burst in on a faculty meeting :)
Dang. The Bee got me up to the 4th sentence. LOL
Again, it sounded so real until I realized it was the Bee. They are so close to the truth it’s scary.
Let’s be rid of those terrorists & the sooner the better.
Shouldn’t this be Not the Bee????
They got me again
More truth than fiction, unfortunately...
The Bee had me as well.
At first I thought they were talking about the Massachusetts state legislature.
Lol.
Ditto me too! 🤦🤦🤦
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