(Satire) Any mother that puts her 14 month old baby on puberty blockers...

X.com ^ | 4:58 PM · Feb 19, 2025 | Riley Gaines✓@Riley_Gaines_

[E. Pluribus Unum]

...is a disgusting opportunist that deserves to be in prison for child abuse

[escapefromboston]

I question if this is real but if it is the mother should be placed in a mental hospital and lose custody and the doctor should be in jail.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Turns out this is satire in the same vein as Matt Walsh’s “Johhny the Walrus.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_the_Walrus

I didn’t realize it when I posted this.

[griffin]

“This is all she’s wanted for years” Says Mum about her 14 MONTH old son.

This has to be a farce.

[griffin]

I agree....

[E. Pluribus Unum]

It is satire. I didn’t realize it at first, but it is.

[griffin]

pretty well done.

Love how the boy is just trying to be a boy and destroying stuff.

And the human anatomy shirt... LOL.

[Deaf Smith]

Clue:

“This is all she’s wanted for years”

[cableguymn]

worse than the current ones? oh man are we screwed.

[frank ballenger]

The what?

Seriously, I remember a story in Ms Magazine in its first year or two in which a woman was self-pitying about the drawbacks of motherhood.

(Not the Ms. one where a woman said “I got a degree in college and I’m standing here about to change my baby’s diaper. What have I done wrong in my life to make this day happen?”)

This woman tried to train her tot son to be free of society’s toxic masculine direction. “I gave him dolls and a doll house and kept war toys like soldiers and guns away.
But no matter how many times I put his ball down at the bottom of his toy chest he would find a way to root out everything to get down there to get his favorite ball and play with it again.”

I never forgot it.

[griffin]

Don’t be too hard on yourself. We are get snookered.

I just realized I’ve been suckered for 2.5 trillion dollars! ;)

[griffin]

** We ALL get snookered

[ifinnegan]

Yes, that’s the question. Who prescribed the drugs.

[ssfromla]

Manchausen by proxy? You betcha.

[Dave911]

She’s not just sick, she’s evil.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I didn’t realize it at first, but it’s satire. Pretty good satire at that.

[redfreedom]

In the wild west I don’t think prison would be the answer. It would be something a little more painful and permanent. For some things wild west justice would be a good idea.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I didn’t realize it when I posted it, but it’s satire. Pretty good satire, but definitely satire.

[j.havenfarm]

“This is all she’s wanted for years,” says mom, of someone who is 14 months old. True someone has wanted this for years, but it’s not that poor little boy

[Trump_Triumphant]

She should be thrown in prison.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I did not realize it when I posted it that it was satire. I have asked the moderator to add “satire” to the title.