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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/20/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/20/2025 9:22:15 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans learned today that an elderly dementia patient had been cruelly evicted from his own home.

The news came early Monday morning and provided the country with an unsettling glimpse into how the incoming Trump administration will operate, as a man described as a devoted public servant for over a half-century and suffering in the advanced stages of cognitive decline had been informed that he was not only out of work but also being forced to leave his house.

"Such a cold and calloused thing to witness," one witness said as they watched the decrepit old man totter away from his home. "You know he's been working in this field for over 50 years? And now he's suddenly unemployed and being evicted from his house. This is a sad commentary on what we can expect from the next chapter of American history."

Political experts cited this troubling incident as proof that warnings for many decades had been right. "Democrats have been warning the American people for decades about this," one analyst said. "They've warned that Republicans would put senior citizens out on the street. Now, we're seeing it play out in real life. It's sad."

At publishing time, witnesses reported that the unsuspecting elderly man had been lured out of his house with a trail of ice cream sundaes that led to an awaiting helicopter that would remove him from the premises.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; elderabuse; humor
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To: Seruzawa

More like Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

;-)


21 posted on 01/20/2025 10:35:19 AM PST by BB62
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To: DFG

Well,one thing’s for certain...Crackhead Son’s paintings aren’t worth $500,000 a piece anymore. And if he files an insurance claim for the paintings claiming that they,together,were worth millions he still could wind up in Federal prison.


22 posted on 01/20/2025 10:36:57 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: DFG

Oops, wrong reply to.


23 posted on 01/20/2025 10:42:05 AM PST by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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To: metmom
Biden and Harris are stone cold unmoving.
They must be seething inside. His speech is attacking EVERYTHING they tried to do to destroy this country.

In Japanese society departing leaders having their disgraceful failures dragged out like that have but one option after.

Saves on those pension and Secret Service expenses.

24 posted on 01/20/2025 11:28:30 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (Traitors need hanging high so buzzards can feed and the coyotes aren't poisoned.)
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To: DFG

See ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

And, enjoy your trip, especially the one you take next Fall.

Too soon?


25 posted on 01/20/2025 11:29:13 AM PST by unlearner (Still not tired of winning.)
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To: DFG

Oh, for crying out loud! It took me til the end to realize BB was writing about FJB. Jeez! Almost got me!


26 posted on 01/20/2025 7:06:58 PM PST by jackibutterfly ( )
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