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Confused Senior Citizen Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/04/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/04/2024 9:37:14 AM PST by DFG

WORLD — After receiving a compelling email, a confused senior citizen has reportedly pledged to give one billion dollars to an exiled Nigerian prince.

According to sources, the exiled Prince has promised to repay the elderly man the billion dollar sum and then further shower him with untold riches as thanks.

"This fella from Niger, Nigeria, he's had it bad, folks. Exiled! Betrayed! Beat down!" exclaimed the elderly man, named Joseph R. Biden. "I couldn't just stand by. Plus, he has an incredible sum of rupees hidden in a cave that he'll be able to access after I wire the money to him. We've got to lift each other up, this is what America is, well anyway."

Some friends have expressed concern that perhaps the message from the Nigerian prince was not entirely legitimate, but Biden was undeterred. "I just don't know how many exiled princes are using 'hotmail' accounts these days," said a Biden confidante. "The story just seems a touch far-fetched. Once Biden makes up his mind though, it's done. Mostly because he immediately falls asleep, so you can't really talk to him."

At publishing time, Biden had alerted aides that someone from the FBI needed him to leave $100,000 in a shoebox outside a donut shop because it was the only way to protect hackers from getting his bank account.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 12/04/2024 9:37:14 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
Was it Jerry’s Nana?


2 posted on 12/04/2024 9:40:21 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: DFG

The only thing missing is needing to run the money through a secret oil and gas executive in the Ukraine.


3 posted on 12/04/2024 9:41:04 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Now unburdened by the Biden/Harris administration that has been.)
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To: DFG

I’m sure no one is taking advantage of his condition

Video
Biden dozes off during his meeting with African leaders
https://rumble.com/v5vyiwz-biden-dozes-off-during-his-meeting-with-african-leaders.html


4 posted on 12/04/2024 9:41:40 AM PST by janetjanet998 (Legacy media including youtube are the enemy of the people and must die)
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To: janetjanet998

Sock Puppet was in a deep sleep during that video clip. Not a twitch from the Grifter-in-Chief.
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5 posted on 12/04/2024 10:14:34 AM PST by twister881
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To: DFG

Eddie Murphy?


6 posted on 12/04/2024 10:16:44 AM PST by ZULU (Remember: ABBEY GATE, Kate Steinle, Joscelyn Nungary, Rachel Morin and Laken Riley. )
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To: All
Biden dozes off during meeting with African leaders


7 posted on 12/04/2024 10:18:05 AM PST by Liz (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to RULE. (H.L. Mencken)
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To: DFG
Some friends have expressed concern that perhaps the message from the Nigerian prince was not entirely legitimate

I hate to have cynical friends.

8 posted on 12/04/2024 10:18:45 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: KarlInOhio

Then the big guy can get his 10%! After January 20, the 10% commissions go away.


9 posted on 12/04/2024 11:20:35 AM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: DFG

Now the Bee needs to do a “Son” telemarketing scam.

“Your son is in prison and needs bail money and another pardon now.”

Lol.


10 posted on 12/04/2024 11:24:21 AM PST by cgbg (It is time to pull the Deep State out of the mass media--like ticks from a dog.)
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To: DFG

Pay him in Zimbabwe dollars.


11 posted on 12/04/2024 3:16:57 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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