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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/25/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/25/2024 10:56:21 AM PST by DFG

PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.

Trump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.

"I just can't stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We've always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."

Though critics raised concerns about Trump appointing candidates based on their looks, his transition team defended the selections. "Would you rather stare at ugly people during all the cabinet meetings?" one source asked. "President-Elect Trump has found that people work better in an environment filled with good-looking people. That's why he's got people like Kristi Noem on the team. And don't forget Linda McMahon."

According to high-ranking leaders of the Republican Party, former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring.

At publishing time, a Trump team insider also disclosed that discussions were taking place to create a "Trump Cabinet 2025" pinup calendar in time for Inauguration Day.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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1 posted on 11/25/2024 10:56:21 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Tom Hohman fo sho.


2 posted on 11/25/2024 11:01:24 AM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Substitute Tulsi for Homan and this might not be satire.


3 posted on 11/25/2024 11:02:33 AM PST by Kazan
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To: DFG

Leavitt for the win... but not exactly a fair fight as she has youth on her side.


4 posted on 11/25/2024 11:03:35 AM PST by irishjuggler
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To: DFG

IsTrump waiting for Kari Lake’s hair to grow a bit more?


5 posted on 11/25/2024 11:04:34 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: DFG
FACT: BIDEN Administration Cabinet Members are NOT Hotties.


6 posted on 11/25/2024 11:09:30 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: DFG

“former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring”

She’s gonna be waitin’ a while


7 posted on 11/25/2024 11:09:49 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Dr. Sivana
She should grow her hair out (Lake).

Women look so much better with longer hair.

I wonder how many people can guess (without searching the internet) who this girl grew up to be?


8 posted on 11/25/2024 11:09:57 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: DFG

rubbing mark cuban’s face in the sh*t pile he started...


9 posted on 11/25/2024 11:12:11 AM PST by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: stars & stripes forever
TRUMP Administration Hotties:


10 posted on 11/25/2024 11:12:29 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: SamAdams76

I found out who it is, by a method I will not reveal, and I’m shocked. And disgusted. She had such potential ... and threw it all away.


11 posted on 11/25/2024 11:13:00 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: stars & stripes forever

Never select Cabinet Members from the stooge compound danger ensues.


12 posted on 11/25/2024 11:16:39 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: DFG

Author thinks Tom Homan is hot? 😆


13 posted on 11/25/2024 11:19:13 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (🎶 They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. 🎶)
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To: SamAdams76

Not gonna search but I’ll make a WAG - HILLARY


14 posted on 11/25/2024 11:19:33 AM PST by Afterguard (Deplorable, garbage me. Trump is a threat to bureaucracy.)
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To: DFG

No lawfare for Trump’s picks because they are NOT GUILTY.


15 posted on 11/25/2024 11:20:13 AM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: SamAdams76

Got it.


16 posted on 11/25/2024 11:20:43 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (🎶 They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. 🎶)
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17 posted on 11/25/2024 11:23:40 AM PST by libh8er
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To: NorthMountain

She was an incredible singer.


18 posted on 11/25/2024 11:26:28 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: irishjuggler

The young man sitting next to me in my office was in Levitt’s high school class. He is 27.


19 posted on 11/25/2024 11:33:57 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: libh8er

I don’t know who that is, with or without hair.


20 posted on 11/25/2024 11:46:04 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hail to Pitt!)
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