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VIDEO: Alan Lichtman's Wig Wants a Divorce
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| November 20, 2024
| DUmmie FUnnies
Posted on 11/20/2024 1:20:03 PM PST by PJ-Comix
VIDEO
It's pretty sad. Alan Lichtman and his poorly fitting wig have been together for years. However, in the wake of the 2024 election when Lichtman's 13 Keys to the Presidency was revealed as completely absurd, he had been acting like such a maniac that now his wig is demanding a divorce. The poor wig can no longer tolerate the embarrassment.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alanlichtman; clickbait; election2024; pitifulpostingpeejay; stolenvideo; wig
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After the divorce, perhaps Alan Lichtman's former wig could enter a UFC cage fight with Frank Luntz's raccoon that sits atop his head.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:20:03 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:20:54 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: PJ-Comix
When a guy in his 70s has hair that thick, you can bet the farm that it’s a rug.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:30:32 PM PST
by
Signalman
(When your enemy is digging himself a hole, don't take away his shovel)
To: PJ-Comix
Would still be a better fight than that sham between Fake Paul and Tyson.
To: PJ-Comix
I swear there are more bad toupees out there than bad wigs.
To: PJ-Comix
Winner of the Most Obnoxious Jackass award, 2024.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:33:00 PM PST
by
bigbob
(Yes. We ARE going back!)
To: PJ-Comix
“wigged out” has new relevance
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:33:10 PM PST
by
sopo
To: PJ-Comix
My guess is that his 13 Keys wants a divorce even more than his wig. It’s not a bad system, in fact it’s quite good, just the Mr Lichtman went looked at the keys wearing blue-colored glasses. If he had viewed it more objectively (and a lot of Freepers pointed this out weeks before the election) he would have seen that at least 8 keys favored Trump, which meant his system was actually predicting a Trump win.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:35:13 PM PST
by
Humbug
To: PJ-Comix
Oldtimers, who was that Ohio congressman who looked like he had a sleeping varmint on his head?
This guy looks like he stepped out of ‘70s TV show.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:47:12 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: tumblindice
who was that Ohio congressman who looked like he had a sleeping varmint on his head?Beam me up Scotty Trafficant?
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:48:18 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: tumblindice
Jim Traficant.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:50:36 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
To: tumblindice
To: tumblindice
I think Rod R. Blagojevich.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:50:49 PM PST
by
Nachoman
(Proudly oppressing people of color since 1957.)
To: PJ-Comix
This guy has become a laughing stock.
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posted on
11/20/2024 1:56:33 PM PST
by
djpg
To: PJ-Comix
Bump for Alan Lichtman’s Wig’s justice.
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posted on
11/20/2024 2:03:32 PM PST
by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
To: Nachoman
Rod’s hair was real. Some people just have lucky genes.
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posted on
11/20/2024 3:50:22 PM PST
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: Humbug
“If he had viewed it more objectively (and a lot of Freepers pointed this out weeks before the election) he would have seen that at least 8 keys favored Trump, which meant his system was actually predicting a Trump win.”
Yup. I thought his assertion that the economy was great and there were no scandals were a hoot. Mar-a-Lago, lawfare, Biden laptop coverup, Hunter’s art sales, FEMA refusing help to Trump supporters. It goes on and on.
To: PJ-Comix
Hey! Do you know where I can get a good toupee?
Not off the top of my head.
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posted on
11/20/2024 5:25:14 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
That’s not a rug, that’s a bicycle helmet with hair.
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posted on
11/20/2024 5:28:53 PM PST
by
Henchster
(Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
To: PJ-Comix
It’s clearly snap on hair taken from a giant LEGO set.
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posted on
11/21/2024 7:42:26 AM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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