Posted on 11/14/2024 1:27:58 PM PST by DFG
The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next for her. What does the future hold for her?
To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:
1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.
2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.
3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.
4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.
5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald's ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald's experience... allegedly.
6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can't be any worse than that other woman they have.
7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.
8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.
9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.
10. The first female President of the United States: Let's be honest, there's still a real chance Joe doesn't make it to January 20.
Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright. What job do you think would be perfect for her? Add your own suggestions in the comments below.
6. … You mean Vegas Athletics…
I know it’s the Bee, but this one is actually a possibility:
2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.
Sigh. How far Harvard has fallen...
She’ll be made the head of some college or university.....out in California, I’d expect.
Just a side note: One of my best friends (now passed from ALS) was a Harvard grad. He was utterly brilliant. And oh yeah played football for them.
He’d be utterly disgusted with what Harvard has become.
I heard they’re looking for someone to disassemble the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.
I remember when Biden disappeared to the University of Pennsylvania for a few years and this is where many of the top level communists will end up.
One thing for sure, her next job will be given to her, it will be unearned, she will not be qualified for it, and she will accomplish nothing good.
Kamala aside, did Tim Walz really think for even one second that he was going to be elected Vice President of the United States? If he did then he needs a straight jacket and a rubber room.
Won’t the Athletics be playing their home games in Sacramento next season? Will they be called the Las Vegas Athletics already?
Will they be called the Sacramento A’s?
He needs that anyway.
There’s a couple of places in Pahrump that could make use of her skills...
Along with every other lefty.
Yes. In fact, I’d give better than 50/50 odds that she does land one of those sweet gigs at some ‘esteemed’ higher education institution like so many other ‘elites’ have in the past.
I’d be surprised if The Big Guy doesn’t resign before 1/20. IMO he’d do so for at least 2 reasons...one being that he’ll go down in Rat Party history for making Heels Up President and the other being that she could give him a pardon.
the other being that she could give him a pardon.
and you know there is a deal going on.....................
#11 - Nancy Pelosi’s stock broker..
speed bump...
I grew up in Bay Area and moved to Texas 32 years ago.
I was a huge A’s fan in the 70’s and 80’s and listened to the legendary broadcaster Bill King on the radio. He was also the broadcaster for the Raiders and Warriors before he became the A’s broadcaster. Bill King was awesome.
I listened to the A’s female voice one game this year. She was awful.
I miss broadcasters like Bill King, Vin Scully, and Harry Carey.
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