Posted on 10/05/2024 9:07:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn) announced himself "pleased with the outcome of my vice-presidential candidate debate with Senator JD Vance (R-OH). I know some of the pundits figure he scored more points than I did, but I achieved my two key objectives."
"First, I believe my humble admission that I am a 'knucklehead' forged a strong bond with the majority of male voters across the nation," Walz boasted. "Most of the guys I served with in the National Guard were knuckleheads. Almost every guy's wife thinks he is a knucklehead. I am solidly within the ranks of the vast majority of American men as a fellow knucklehead. I think this message came through very clearly during the debate. These men will see that I am one of them and well-suited to represent their interests in government. This common bond helped me win six terms in Congress and two terms as governor of Minnesota."
"Second, my revelation that I am friends with school shooters lured Trump into a fatal campaign error," he continued. "Immediately following the debate Trump tried to mock me by posting a 'not friends with school shooters' meme on Truth Social. This exposed Trump for the callused and inhuman person he is. It is easy to hate a school shooter. However, no one is in greater need of a friend than someone who has killed a bunch of kids. By befriending these pariahs I have taken the moral high ground. The mothers of America will see and appreciate that and vote for the Harris/Walz ticket."
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He is definitely the Rudolph of the misfit Minnesotians.No red nose needed to identify this fool.
Lol...... “my revelation that ‘I am friends with school shooters’ lured Trump into a fatal campaign error, exposing Trump for the callused and inhuman person he is. No one is in greater need of a friend than someone who has killed a bunch of kids. By befriending these pariahs I have taken the moral high ground. The mothers of America will appreciate that and vote for the Harris/Walz ticket.”
No, you are a pedo and an idiot. The vast majority of American men are more like Vance.
I definitely would not want to take orders from that jackass or have him coaching my kids.
Walz is infamous for his wild body language — jumping around on stage, flapping his arms — bowing and scraping to Harris for picking him. So much so, her handlers warned him to cool it.....he was overshadowing the candidate.
They even put him in cold storage for a time.
He has a disconcerting habit of jerking his around, as if he might do a 360 (as in The Exorcist).
His mobile face says more than the embarrassing mishmash of mangled English that came out of it.
Egomaniac brags nobody listens.
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