Posted on 09/16/2024 4:24:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a campaign event at a fire station in Shanksville, Pennsylvania President Biden was photographed wearing a Trump 2024 MAGA hat. White House senior deputy press secretary Andrew Bates credited the President for "his skillful avoidance of a potential hostage situation. He was surrounded by MAGA extremists. He could've easily been killed at any moment. Using the wits that many Republicans insist he doesn't have, he grabbed a MAGA hat and put it on his head. The MAGA folks were mollified and allowed him to leave unharmed."
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) demanded "an FBI investigation to see if any charges should be filed. Threatening a president is a serious offense, obviously not as serious as killing him, but certainly more serious than a superficial ear injury to a mere candidate for president as happened in July."
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GMAFB!
Biden outwits....
NEVER
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