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Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/26/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/26/2024 2:25:52 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. β€” The presidential race took a sobering turn this morning, as a reporter who asked Vice President Kamala Harris a question was arrested and charged with committing a hate crime.

The incident occurred during a brief campaign stop in which Harris and her running mate, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, visited a local deli that had been evacuated and repopulated with fake employees and campaign staff posing as customers. A stunned silence spread throughout the shop after a reporter from the press pool traveling with the Harris campaign asked her a question.

"Madam Vice President, can you tell us about your foreign policy?" the reporter asked with clearly vicious and evil intent. Before he was able to obtain an answer or follow up with an explanation for his heinous actions, Secret Service agents and local law enforcement officers swarmed him, wrestled him to the ground, and placed him under arrest. Thankfully, Vice President Harris was reportedly unharmed by the question.

"We were all witness to a terrible hate crime today," a campaign spokesperson said later when addressing the media. "This is the type of America Donald Trump and J.D. Vance want to usher in, where reporters can just wantonly ask political leaders questions without any regard for the harm that could result. We can proudly state that Vice President Harris is currently recuperating from being asked a question and should make a full recovery."

At publishing time, the reporter was being held without bail at an undisclosed location and faced hate crime charges and potential indictment for attempting to destroy democracy itself.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; election; harris; kamala; r; walz

1 posted on 08/26/2024 2:25:52 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

BB nails it once again!


2 posted on 08/26/2024 2:26:52 PM PDT by CFW
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To: DFG

I hate seeing these BB headlines. They become truth too fast.


3 posted on 08/26/2024 2:27:17 PM PDT by ThanhPhero
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To: DFG

I swallowed that hook, line and sinker.


4 posted on 08/26/2024 2:28:19 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: DFG

“.. wrestled him to the ground.”
umm, probably not,
More like slammed him face first into the ground ..


5 posted on 08/26/2024 2:35:08 PM PDT by A strike ("Rise Peter, kill and eat.")
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To: DFG

LOL! Bee stings again.


6 posted on 08/26/2024 2:35:42 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: ThanhPhero
I hate seeing these BB headlines. They become truth too fast.

In my observation, such examples of derision inoculation have stalled many tyrannical and whiny Leftist actions and inspired a flurry of vehement and insincere denials--which are the most enjoyable to watch.

7 posted on 08/26/2024 2:39:27 PM PDT by SamuraiScot
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To: DFG

Geez, you’d think I’d look at the source.


8 posted on 08/26/2024 2:43:26 PM PDT by Fai Mao ( US government is run by pedophiles and Perverts for pedophiles and perverts.)
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To: DFG

She might have been “triggered”. I hope she gets checked out by a physiatrist.


9 posted on 08/26/2024 2:51:31 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: gitmo

#METOO (pound me too)


10 posted on 08/26/2024 3:09:13 PM PDT by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: ThanhPhero

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


11 posted on 08/26/2024 3:12:53 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: DFG

The left is taking advice from the Bee.


12 posted on 08/26/2024 3:20:58 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: DFG

And I thought he asked her if she preferred the Tube Steak ?


13 posted on 08/26/2024 4:25:43 PM PDT by cquiggy (Ck)
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To: DFG

Dang it BB! Recently I’ve read two or three sentences into your articles before I figure out it’s you. Maybe because we’ve sunken so far, even your ridiculous scenarios have become almost believable.


14 posted on 08/26/2024 4:28:35 PM PDT by rickomatic
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To: Fai Mao

The Bee got you?

No shame if it did.


15 posted on 08/26/2024 6:49:18 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: rickomatic

When the Bee stings, it hurts so good.

Be careful out there, r-o-m.

Stay thirsty. Lol


16 posted on 08/26/2024 6:50:57 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Dang. They got me that time - totally believable.


17 posted on 08/26/2024 7:46:22 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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