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Vanity: Will a Head of Lettuce Outlast Joe Biden?
Vanity (X) ^

Posted on 07/19/2024 8:31:00 PM PDT by TigerClaws

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Over 197K people are currently watching a livestream to see if a head of lettuce will outlive Joe Biden. The lettuce is currently the projected winner while being up at 52%.

This is can’t be real life anymore...


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1 posted on 07/19/2024 8:31:00 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

‘Til he drops out, or just drops?


2 posted on 07/19/2024 8:35:17 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: TigerClaws

Pretty sure it can outthink him.


3 posted on 07/19/2024 8:36:12 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: TigerClaws

Referring to Kamala?


4 posted on 07/19/2024 8:36:34 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: TigerClaws

Modern medicine may force slow joe past the head of lettuce, but as a useful President?

In terms of being useful, give me the head of lettuce.


5 posted on 07/19/2024 8:37:15 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: TigerClaws

Cute. Why is the clock counting down, 2 days, 11 hours, 40 something minutes?


6 posted on 07/19/2024 8:37:56 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Trump / Vance 2024 - Make America Great Again)
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To: TigerClaws

If you read the Rules, the Lettuce is on a winning streak, so I’m going with that.


7 posted on 07/19/2024 8:40:02 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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To: TigerClaws

A fresh, firm head or a slightly wilted head?


8 posted on 07/19/2024 8:40:05 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: TigerClaws

Lettuce not be morbid.


9 posted on 07/19/2024 8:40:26 PM PDT by Jane Long (The role of the GOP: to write sharply-worded letters as America becomes a communist hell-hole.)
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To: TigerClaws

He will never defeat Bok Choy.


10 posted on 07/19/2024 8:42:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: TigerClaws

Here’s more:

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmMqmorZGy

https://polymarket.com/event/will-biden-drop-out-before-the-lettuce-expires-jul-28?tid=1721447184786


11 posted on 07/19/2024 8:49:53 PM PDT by moviefan8
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To: Darksheare

Winner.


12 posted on 07/19/2024 9:12:02 PM PDT by mairdie (Trump (I Will Win) - Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma https://youtu.be/MigUKGKr-nQ)
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To: TigerClaws

Now I have to keep the stream open to find out what happens....


13 posted on 07/19/2024 9:20:36 PM PDT by reed13k
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To: TigerClaws

I won’t bet against the lettuce. Word salad is forever.


14 posted on 07/19/2024 10:20:51 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: TigerClaws

Which contains more intelligence ???

A head of lettuce or Joe Biden’s head ???


15 posted on 07/20/2024 12:45:35 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: TigerClaws

I worked with a guy that had multiple heart attacks. Every cardiologist visit he would ask if it was okay to buy green bananas.


16 posted on 07/20/2024 4:17:51 AM PDT by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: TigerClaws

Will a head of lettuce outlast Biden?

What’s the difference?


17 posted on 07/20/2024 4:18:48 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: TigerClaws

Biden won!!!


18 posted on 07/21/2024 11:25:12 AM PDT by moviefan8
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To: moviefan8

Oops. I meant lettuce. Lettuce lasted longer.


19 posted on 07/21/2024 11:26:34 AM PDT by moviefan8
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To: TigerClaws

Head of Lettuce officially wins!

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/1815099017312993386


20 posted on 07/21/2024 12:02:03 PM PDT by John Robinson (🍺)
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