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Those evil "zombie knives" are running around schools and stabbing students! 🤡
1 posted on 04/27/2024 7:45:02 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Maybe those kids are afraid of pedophile Muslim gangs?


2 posted on 04/27/2024 7:47:24 AM PDT by Fai Mao ( Starve the Beast and steal its food.)
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What about pointed sticks?


3 posted on 04/27/2024 7:47:56 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Just say they are eating knives like everyone carried back in the dark ages, which England is rapidly reverting to.


8 posted on 04/27/2024 7:57:22 AM PDT by bigbob
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Again, focusing on objects instead of the perps - never ends well.

Cars don’t “drink drive” (UK term) themselves.

Knives don’t stab people on their own.

Guns don’t levitate themselves and just “go off” in crowds of people.

Delusion - it’s not just a river in Egypt.


10 posted on 04/27/2024 7:59:48 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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My 7 yoa grandson loves knifes.

I think he owns 10 or so.

I am building a survival fanny pack for him. It is going to inclued a six in Western brand hunting knife.

I will hone it to be razor sharp.

He will love it.


11 posted on 04/27/2024 8:00:10 AM PDT by riverrunner
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And they were going to make this guy James Bond?

Bond would have suggested the Walther PPK as the simplest solution to "knife crime". :)

14 posted on 04/27/2024 8:03:52 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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aged 16 and under were arrested for the possession of a knife or other sharp implements such as screwdrivers, carving forks or shards of glass

Unless they are going to ban everything, innovative people/'children' can always find alternatives.

Thus, banning does not resolve the problem. It is only a band-aid to a much bigger problem; a problem the policy-makers don't want to address.

16 posted on 04/27/2024 8:13:29 AM PDT by TomGuy
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When the UK outlawed guns, everyone joked that they would outlaw knives next.

Losers.


17 posted on 04/27/2024 8:16:49 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
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WTH is a zombie knife?

L


20 posted on 04/27/2024 8:31:07 AM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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How many of you guys carried a pocket knife every day, every where? In our case, they were essential tools, not weapons. I had a Schrade Walden, Case, Old Hickory, and Victorinox at one point or another during my childhood. Old habits die hard. Today it’s a spring assisted Kershaw that clips nicely to my pocket. Highly illegal in NYC, but quite normal in rural America.


22 posted on 04/27/2024 8:40:19 AM PDT by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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The difference that Idris is overlooking is that knives as a rule only cause serious injury when wielded with criminal intent. You can’t take all the knives away, and crims are gonna crim, so knife attacks (in a sense) are inevitable. Stabbing someone with a knife already is illegal so what’s the point of making it illegal-er?

Pit bull dogs, OTOH, maim and kill people simply because it’s owner/keeper was careless or overindulgent or underestimated the danger the dog posed.

Eliminate all the pit bulls in (formerly great) Britain and few would notice. Eliminate all the steak knives and everybody would notice.


24 posted on 04/27/2024 8:41:58 AM PDT by Paal Gulli
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What's an "XL bully"?

A fat shamer?

A 6" tall 3rd grader?

29 posted on 04/27/2024 8:47:10 AM PDT by null and void (Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you, except our side, of course!)
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Zombie knife: "Inspired by zombie films, they often have one smooth blade and one serrated edge."
What is a zombie knife?

33 posted on 04/27/2024 8:52:33 AM PDT by TomGuy
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XL bullies? The overweight?


39 posted on 04/27/2024 2:58:20 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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