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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: Dead Corpse

Up here in Blueland that’s illegal.


3,761 posted on 05/22/2024 11:17:59 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee
Time for a kitteh smile.


3,762 posted on 05/22/2024 11:23:18 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Monkey Face

Afternoon. I’ve had a lot of errands today and got the windshield wiper fluid line replaced in the van.


3,763 posted on 05/22/2024 12:53:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: ArGee

They clip the corner and otherwise don’t seem to care. *shrug*


3,764 posted on 05/22/2024 1:09:28 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Tax-chick

It was a longer afternoon than I anticipated, but I survived!

My DL came, and the background is like a sketch of the Arches in Arches National Park, but it looks like the fingerprint whorls. Colored like the arches but broken up like fingerprint sketches. Really cool! AND! It doesn’t expire until 2032!

I mailed off FS’s birthday card today, even though it’s way early. Sometimes, it just takes forever for mail to get to Cabot. Almost like it’s going by 20-mule team.

So. Now I’ll get Chip’s food ready any hope he eats something tonight. If not, I suspect he will be eating a full can of food, and half a scoop of dry food, instead of an almost full scoop of dry and half a can of wet. He’s very fussy about the freshness of his food, so I’ll just have to let him tell me how he wants it!


3,765 posted on 05/22/2024 2:53:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ It's not gray hair. It's Wisdom Glitter! ~~ Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick

Sometimes, replacing lines for anything can be a tedious job and often it requires a lot of sitting and twiddling our thumbs. Something the Late Igor was good at!

I hope you have a good rest, tonight!


3,766 posted on 05/22/2024 3:16:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ It's not gray hair. It's Wisdom Glitter! ~~ Facebook)
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3,767 posted on 05/23/2024 2:40:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning. Happy Friday Eve!

It will be a little cooler today, with high’s near 80 instead of 90. Yesterday at her afternoon walk the Princess told Mrs. ArGee, “I’ve gotten my business done, we’re going back now.” Their usual walk is about a mile and a half. Not in that heat!

I’m glad Monday is a holiday. I really need a break.

Today’s Wordle score shows why, at least for me, it’s better to be lucky than to have a good strategy.

Wordle 1,069 3/6*

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3,768 posted on 05/23/2024 4:49:07 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

Good morning. Warm day here. I’m about to round up Frank and Kathleen and read some of the wildlife manual to them as well as some Standard Animal Profiles.


3,769 posted on 05/23/2024 6:32:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

That looks like a full basket of floofs, fer shure!

Good morning. Another weird night. I’m getting tired of the weirdness factor. I just want to sleep.

It’s not quite as chilly as it was yesterday, but it won’t be as warm today as it was yesterday, either. The breeze was rather cold, yesterday.

Still nothing from the doctor as to whether I can fly or not, so I won’t be getting excited any time soon.


3,770 posted on 05/23/2024 6:32:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ It's not gray hair. It's Wisdom Glitter! ~~ Facebook)
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To: Monkey Face

I went to bed at a good hour but had trouble falling asleep. Oh, well.


3,771 posted on 05/23/2024 6:34:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

It would appear, that with Nate-The-Lawn-Guy’s Wife doubling as our manager, I’ll be able to get some things done. I’ll have to get another outside chair so I can invite someone to sit with me in the sun. It also means I’ll be able to get the flagstones set down so I have an actual place to put my chair without sinking into the clay six inches.

Jim is leaving for a month, so he won’t work on the kitchen window/air-conditioner until later in the summer. Probably during the monsoons.

The sunshine is coming in my back door! I like it!


3,772 posted on 05/23/2024 6:44:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ It's not gray hair. It's Wisdom Glitter! ~~ Facebook)
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To: Tax-chick

I was late falling asleep. My sleep patterns are messed up again. Maybe I need to get the TV in the bedroom hooked up asap so I can watch something at night.

Hah. That’s not gonna happen any time soon.

I’m sorry you’re having a tough time.


3,773 posted on 05/23/2024 7:29:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ Love is never wasted for its value does not rest upon reciprocity. ~~ CS Lewis)
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To: Monkey Face

3,774 posted on 05/23/2024 8:22:06 AM PDT by null and void (β€œNo matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up”. ~ Lily Tomlin)
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To: Monkey Face

Congratulations on the sun! I’ll be okay, and eventually I’ll have a good night’s sleep.


3,775 posted on 05/23/2024 8:43:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Monkey Face
Still nothing from the doctor as to whether I can fly or not, so I won’t be getting excited any time soon.

I sure hope the doctor figures out how to make you able to fly. I'd travel to have him do the same to me. I get so tired of walking.

3,776 posted on 05/23/2024 8:53:33 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: null and void

😊


3,777 posted on 05/23/2024 8:54:51 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: null and void

Haha! Good one!


3,778 posted on 05/23/2024 8:55:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ Love is never wasted for its value does not rest upon reciprocity. ~~ CS Lewis)
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To: ArGee

FD feels the same way you do!


3,779 posted on 05/23/2024 8:56:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( ~~ Love is never wasted for its value does not rest upon reciprocity. ~~ CS Lewis)
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3,780 posted on 05/24/2024 2:25:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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