Posted on 10/02/2023 1:08:31 PM PDT by DFG
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced this week he had selected recently-deceased Senator Dianne Feinstein's replacement by throwing a dart at a board full of pre-selected photos of black lesbian women.
"We had binders full of black lesbian women we were just waiting to use," Governor Newsom told reporters. "I really didn't know much about them other than they were, of course, black, and also lesbian. This one, what's her name? Lalapalooza or something? Yeah, whatever. She's fine."
Newsom was seen staring at a large board in his office put together by staffers displaying dozens of photos of black lesbian women before turning around and launching a dart over his shoulder. Without looking back he told his staff he was happy with his pick.
"I think she lives in Maryland or something but whatever. What are my constituents gonna say?" Newsom said. "Does she have any political experience? Is she qualified? Is this going to turn into another Kamala Harris or Ketanji Brown Jackson situation? Maybe. But this one's super pro-abortion and I hear that's polling well with Californians these days…at least the ones who still live here."
Newsom's choice, fundraising mogul and abortion-enthusiast Laphonza Butler, told reporters she's thrilled to represent the great state of California and plans on Googling what a senator does first thing tomorrow morning.
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Who is a registered Maryland? voter? If reports are true....WTH ?
Well it kind of the perfect quota pick for the Alt Left. She is a radical female/black/homosexual/abortionist.
Who is a registered Maryland? voter? If reports are true.... Come on “Bee” get it right...lol
So what she lives in Maryland?
She owns a house in California. Good enough, right?
Newsom is not a black lesbian so that should stop his political ambitions right there.
“ Newsom is not a black lesbian so that should stop his political ambitions right there.”
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HOW DARE YOU! How do you know he doesn’t self-identify as a black lesbian? ;-)
Monkeys has more dignity to make that call
Angela Davis checked all the boxes—Newsom better watch out because Angela may start a revolution about this colonial oppression thingy....
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau greets members of the federal cabinet as he arrives to speak at a media availability after a cabinet swearing-in ceremony at Rideau Hall in Ottawa on July 26.
Not many White males in Justin Trudeau’s Cabinet. Easier for him to control everybody.
Hey, I thought The Bee was supposed to be a satire site.
I think the requirement is "can find it on the map." Appropriate assistance may be obtained, and the requirement can be waived for well-qualified candidates.
Qualifications? We don’t need no steenking qualifications.
Gavin Gruesome did it again.
He is going to nominate a knucklehead black Troglo-dyke to replace Died-anne Feinstein.
He’s gearing up for his White House run.
Newsom/Buttgig
I think the original headline was better.
“...At Board Covered In Black Lesbians...”
“Put out a casting call for far left black lesbians. They just need to be naked, strapped to a spinning wheel, then the blindfolded governor will throw darts at them. The one that gets the most darts stuck in them will become the next US Senator.”
That is all Ca. needs; another pervert to govern the State.
No California black lesbian was radical enough.
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