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Biden Blames White House Cocaine On Black Guy Who Lived There Before
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/17/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/17/2023 11:55:08 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the rumor mill still churning despite the Secret Service closing its investigation, President Joe Biden blamed the presence of cocaine in the West Wing of the White House on a black man who used to live there.

"One of those suspicious colored fellas used to live here," Biden said to reporters assembled on the White House lawn as he came outside for his morning recess time. "Black folks are always dealing drugs, which is why I pushed so hard to incarcerate them decades ago. Nobody listened. Now, one of them lived here for years. He was a bad dude. Borfarginbinder."

Ever since a white powder that later tested positive for cocaine was discovered in the White House, speculation has run rampant that it may have belonged to President Biden's son, Hunter. "People are trying to say it belonged to my son, but that's an awful thing to say because my son passed away years ago," Biden said. "It's time for us to move on, just like the black fella who lived here before. He doesn't live here anymore, he just calls me up every day and tells me what I need to do. Mint chocolate chip."

As Biden was being led away, he was heard muttering about the White House's former tenants. "Whatever happened to that guy?" he asked. "And what about his wife — the tall, burly fella?"

At publishing time, administration officials also confirmed that drugs found in Hunter Biden's car and home also belonged to a previous black resident of the White House.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; cocaine; hunter; obama

1 posted on 07/17/2023 11:55:08 AM PDT by DFG
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2 posted on 07/17/2023 11:56:23 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DFG

I wrinkle my brow...and that makes me look...Yes...the BEE...


3 posted on 07/17/2023 11:59:08 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DFG
"Whatever happened to that guy?" he asked.

The clean one? I don't recall myself. Still, he had to be pretty rich to leave little stashes of coke around. I don't think he was from around here anyway...

4 posted on 07/17/2023 12:02:17 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Oh my, that was brutal!


5 posted on 07/17/2023 12:04:48 PM PDT by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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We know it wasn’t Trump’s because then they’d have found the video........


6 posted on 07/17/2023 12:04:55 PM PDT by G Larry (It is RACIST to impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants by importing Cheap ILLEGAL Labor!)
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To: DFG

Was Obama visiting this time ,LOL


7 posted on 07/17/2023 12:05:38 PM PDT by butlerweave
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LOL, like his radio interview accusing the Black guy of being a druggie...


8 posted on 07/17/2023 12:06:35 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Ahh-ha-ha-ha, freakin’ hilarious!


9 posted on 07/17/2023 12:21:16 PM PDT by old school
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😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


10 posted on 07/17/2023 12:22:24 PM PDT by rottndog (What comes after America?)
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To: DFG

Lol. Sounds like something he would say.


11 posted on 07/17/2023 12:42:11 PM PDT by glimmerman70
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Oh noes....the race-baiters ain’t gonna like this one!


12 posted on 07/17/2023 1:40:00 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now... )
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To: Magnum44

The Duke Brothers had it planted by Beets.


13 posted on 07/17/2023 1:58:58 PM PDT by midwest_hiker
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DITTO!!!!!!!!!


14 posted on 07/17/2023 2:00:48 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: midwest_hiker

I was thinking Corn Pop...


15 posted on 07/17/2023 4:12:31 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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