Posted on 07/15/2023 3:32:29 PM PDT by DFG
DES MOINES, IA — Federal authorities have begun a massive manhunt for an arsonist who on Friday completely torched three presidential campaigns.
"He left nothing but ashes," said Chief of Police Ron Miller. "All three campaigns were burned to the ground in a matter of hours. We're dealing with a professional."
According to police, the suspect lured unsuspecting presidential campaigns to Iowa, where they were each set ablaze in rapid succession. "The campaigns never saw it coming," said local firefighter Wes Bailey. "Witnesses say the arsonist had brown, slightly disheveled hair, and looked somewhat confused as he lit the match. He also reportedly had a staccato, high-pitched laugh that rang out as the flames grew higher. Monstrous!"
Rescue teams sifted through the burning wreckage of each presidential campaign, declaring all of them to be a total loss. "There's nothing left to salvage," said Chief Miller. "All we can do is sweep up the remains and toss them into the dustbin of history. This arsonist really went scorched-earth."
At publishing time, authorities warned that the arsonist was still at large and likely to strike again.
lol...
Damn, not hard to find. What’s the problem here?
Hilarious ... but only because it contains so much truth.
Ok, OK, so which ones do we cross off?? I know about Pence, who else???
Which is why they want Tucker DOA. Can’t have a real, practicing journalist on the air/cyber waves.
(Rush would say, if he saw real news, so and so was caught in an act of actual journalism)
Tim Scott-unending Ukraine money. Asa Hutchinson-supports gender surgery for kids.
So the whole campaign is destroyed? Or do you mean a campaign office?
In the Biden era, it may be a felony.
Ha! And he’s just getting started.
OK, thanks to you both. I missed this.
Asa’s and (non-NBC) Nimrata’s as well.
HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!! the BEE is SO RIGHT!
Asa also was a FLOP! DeSantis did GREAT at TPUSA today...REALLY GOOD, but I don’t want to lose him as my Governor! 2028 maybe.
Pence is already doing a viral tweet saying he didn’t say what you heard him say.....
This story is 99.99% true.
What fun it would have been driving the knife right into Pence’s liver, on stage with a live audience. Pence is a traitor. Tucker is a good man.
desantis spoke at the Turning Point event in Florida today?
Really?
He asked Nikki Haley, who bombed the Nordstream Pipeline?
Haley fell silent
Nervous laughter and small talk ensued until Nikki asked Tucker who did it, and Tucker said that it was one of the worst things to do to an ally, specifically Western Europe, that it looks as if Biden did it, and no major Republicans are calling the Biden administration out on this.
He gave Haley a clear shot to call out the Biden administration out on destroying the Nordstream Pipeline
Haley couldn’t change the subject fast enough and within seconds was soliloquizing on cocaine found in the Presidential residence and how unlikely it is that the Secret Service doesn’t know who left it there.
BTW....
Tucker spoke at the Turning Point Action event in Florida today, and he hit it out of the park!
You’ll have to catch the segments when they get posted, latter... check with TPUSA on gettr or other sites.
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