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Not so aloof-ah! Frisky senior swingers at a Florida retirement village are tying different colored LOOFAHS to their cars to indicate sexual preferences to potential partners
Daily Mail ^
| 02/23/23
| Daily Mail
Posted on 02/22/2023 10:36:25 AM PST by srmanuel
No wonder so many people are moving to Florida, some say it's an Urban Legend others say it's the real thing, my first reaction was LOOFAHS, really ?? For years I've heard the Villages in Florida is a retirement community where anything goes for those inclined to partake, evidently now the swingers have a system to indicate who and what they are into. Personally, I may never buy a loofah again.
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TOPICS: Outdoors
KEYWORDS: fl; florida; retirement; swingers; thevillages; toomuchfreetime
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:36:25 AM PST
by
srmanuel
To: srmanuel
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:38:56 AM PST
by
sasquatch
To: srmanuel
THE #1 malady at The Villages is STDs......and has been for a long time.
Old folks be gettin’ jiggy wit it!
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:39:13 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: srmanuel
What’s a loofa? Anything to do with a poof? What a waste of an article.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:41:17 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(News media are pond scum. My pronouns: Haha, heehee, hoho, hoo hoo. )
To: srmanuel
"Don't you mean a 'Falafel'?"
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:41:26 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: srmanuel
I just hang a raccoon tail from my car....
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:43:42 AM PST
by
Lockbar
(Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
To: I want the USA back
A loofa is one of those puffy things that chics use in the shower or tub.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:43:53 AM PST
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: I want the USA back
It’s a type of natural sponge; some people use them for bathing and other personal hygiene purposes.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:43:54 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: I want the USA back
A natural bath sponge that looks like a cucumber with no skin.
I grew some one year. They grow just like cukes!.....................
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:44:01 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: srmanuel
Some folks say it's an urban myth and that old people are just trying to identify their car so that they can find it in the parking lot at the supermarket.
Other folks say that there is an endless supply of postmenopausal women who are constantly seeking sex with strangers.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:44:40 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
To: Lockbar
I used to have a tiger tail attached to my car’s gas cap.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:44:53 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: srmanuel
They have various signals or even signs on the golf carts too. Everyone drives carts in that place. One lady a couple of years ago was holding wine glasses and fell out of a moving cart. Killed her.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:45:25 AM PST
by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
To: srmanuel
Oh for goodness sakes - the loofah thing is an old 4Chan hoax. Now recycled via TikTok.
It’s so people can distinguish their golf carts, which can be hard to do when there are so many similar ones and it’s the primary way of getting around The Villages.
Makes for a funny urban legend, but has no basis in reality!
To: V_TWIN
The lifestyle is not for everyone, you work your entire life, do things right financially, have money saved up, perhaps have a pension and social security, sold a home up North with a lot of equity and move to Florida, one spouse dies and now what do you do. Why not get juggy with it,
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:48:07 AM PST
by
srmanuel
To: NorthMountain
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:52:30 AM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Lockbar
Careful, pretty sure you are signaling to the “furries” with that one...
To: srmanuel
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:56:00 AM PST
by
mylife
(And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...)
To: srmanuel
I saw one on a car here in the San Luis Obispo area and thought “Why do you have that on your car?” That was a good laugh. Who advertises this stuff? LOL
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:56:48 AM PST
by
realcleanguy
(quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
To: mylife
Now that is funny, no matter who you are.
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:56:48 AM PST
by
srmanuel
To: srmanuel
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posted on
02/22/2023 10:58:47 AM PST
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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