Not so aloof-ah! Frisky senior swingers at a Florida retirement village are tying different colored LOOFAHS to their cars to indicate sexual preferences to potential partners

Daily Mail ^ | 02/23/23 | Daily Mail

[srmanuel]

No wonder so many people are moving to Florida, some say it's an Urban Legend others say it's the real thing, my first reaction was LOOFAHS, really ?? For years I've heard the Villages in Florida is a retirement community where anything goes for those inclined to partake, evidently now the swingers have a system to indicate who and what they are into. Personally, I may never buy a loofah again.

[sasquatch]

Thank you.

[V_TWIN]

THE #1 malady at The Villages is STDs......and has been for a long time.

Old folks be gettin’ jiggy wit it!

[I want the USA back]

What’s a loofa? Anything to do with a poof? What a waste of an article.

[dfwgator]

"Don't you mean a 'Falafel'?"

[Lockbar]

I just hang a raccoon tail from my car....

[unixfox]

A loofa is one of those puffy things that chics use in the shower or tub.

[NorthMountain]

It’s a type of natural sponge; some people use them for bathing and other personal hygiene purposes.

[Red Badger]

A natural bath sponge that looks like a cucumber with no skin.

I grew some one year. They grow just like cukes!.....................

[ClearCase_guy]

Some folks say it's an urban myth and that old people are just trying to identify their car so that they can find it in the parking lot at the supermarket.

Other folks say that there is an endless supply of postmenopausal women who are constantly seeking sex with strangers.

[NorthMountain]

I used to have a tiger tail attached to my car’s gas cap.

[subterfuge]

They have various signals or even signs on the golf carts too. Everyone drives carts in that place. One lady a couple of years ago was holding wine glasses and fell out of a moving cart. Killed her.

[rockvillem]

Oh for goodness sakes - the loofah thing is an old 4Chan hoax. Now recycled via TikTok.

It’s so people can distinguish their golf carts, which can be hard to do when there are so many similar ones and it’s the primary way of getting around The Villages.

Makes for a funny urban legend, but has no basis in reality!

[srmanuel]

The lifestyle is not for everyone, you work your entire life, do things right financially, have money saved up, perhaps have a pension and social security, sold a home up North with a lot of equity and move to Florida, one spouse dies and now what do you do. Why not get juggy with it,

[gundog]

It’s a gourd.

[Boogieman]

Careful, pretty sure you are signaling to the “furries” with that one...

[mylife]

[realcleanguy]

I saw one on a car here in the San Luis Obispo area and thought “Why do you have that on your car?” That was a good laugh. Who advertises this stuff? LOL

[srmanuel]

Now that is funny, no matter who you are.

[ConservativeMind]

Disgusting.