Posted on 03/22/2022 8:30:57 AM PDT by NOBO2012
With inflation running rampant and no power to do a thing about it I have decided to embrace it. Therefore, with the powers vested in me, I hereby declare the third day of the week to henceforth be known as Tiny Tuesday.
We begin by bringing back the Mini-meal. This, as you may recall, was first popularized by our then FLOTUS, Lady M, known at the time as somewhat of a giant in the ranks of nutritionists .
She single-handedly brought new meaning to ‘bite-sized’ food.
Little did we appreciate at the time that this was just a drill for the real deal to arrive with the second coming of Barack, the Lightbringer, in the guise of a potato. But this time it’s apparently for real: I understand that Dunkin’ Donuts has officially changed their name to Shrunkin’ Donuts.
So embrace this new diet imposed on us by our betters for our own good.
And remember: your government has determined at various times that salt, fat, sugar, carbs, caffeine and fossil fuels are not good for you. So continue to enjoy them, but do so responsibly (as determined by our nutritional and clean energy betters).
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Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
LOL! We’ll all be living on Re-Ment style miniatures.
(I haven’t eaten yet, and now I want a hamburger.)
Yes! How about a quarter-pounder with cheese?
You paying?
You know what a Big Mac is called in Germany?
Big Mac...really, no kidding...lol.
There was a McDonalds in Koblenz, about an hour's drive from where I lived. It was a real treat on a weekend to go up there.
That all changed after my platoon and I took a tour of the Konigsbacher Brewery. It was arranged by my Platoon Sergeant and his wife, a beautiful German woman.
After our two hour tour, we were treated to a full meal in one of their tasting rooms, and free beer for the next 3 hours, until closing.
I learned they had a restaurant on site, where they served bock beer year round. I'd visit once a month, enjoying my meal and the view of the Rhine River from my table. IOW, no more McDonalds.
A quarter OUNCER with cheese
Who knew that White Castle would become the new Giant Burger Emporium?
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