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VIDEO: You're a MONSTER If You Don't Brine Your Turkey
YouTube ^ | November 25, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 11/25/2021 7:41:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

It's NOT an option. You MUST brine your turkey. If you don't do it you are a committing a culinary crime. The good news is that it is EASY to dry brine (as opposed to wet brining) the turkey as you can see in this video. In addition, the flavor provided by the brine makes it unnecessary to add a rub in the turkey before cooking. Please remember to LEAVE the brine on when cooking the turkey. Do NOT remove the brine. Oh, and finally, you are a MONSTER if you don't brine your turkey.

Have a happy Thanksgiving!


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: brining; clickbait; drybrining; foodfixation; idiotalert; peejayneedsajob; pimpmychannel; thanksgiving; turkey
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To: PGR88

My turkey was brining in the refrigerator in the bag for about 65 hours and now out of the bag at for another 5 hours for a total of about 70 hours.


41 posted on 11/25/2021 8:16:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: right way right

The plastic used to tie the turkey legs won’t melt when you smoke it.


42 posted on 11/25/2021 8:17:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: Yo-Yo
All that work and mess for a turkey that was no moister or juicier or more flavorful than the turkeys that wife cooked every year.

Try DRY brining the turkey. Much easier and more effective.

43 posted on 11/25/2021 8:22:36 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: rlmorel

I wasn’t kidding about my sister-in-law. Every year it is the same damn story. She promises to be here by a certain time and she is ALWAYS late. Hours late. And my wife always wants me to start smoking the turkey early because she assumes that her sister will finally be on time. However, this year I put my foot down. I’m not even going to start smoking the turkey until AFTER 1 PM. That way when my sister-in-law is hours late as usual, the turkey will have been finished not long before she shows up. And if for some strange reason she shows up “early” (meaning only an hour late), she can wait for the turkey to be finished. However, I expect her to be at least two hours late as usual.


44 posted on 11/25/2021 8:31:07 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1

I expect my florida friends soaked theirs in a solution of beer and Jack Daniel’s,


45 posted on 11/25/2021 8:37:54 AM PST by aces (and )
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To: PJ-Comix

I would go a step further and declare anybody not brining their turkey as sub-human and banish them to a small, isolated island somewhere in the Marianas.


46 posted on 11/25/2021 8:47:48 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 6 days away from outliving Holly Dunn)
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To: PJ-Comix

You just march downstairs and tell the Dragon Goddess of my house that. Good luck and may you join your ancestors in Valhalla.


47 posted on 11/25/2021 8:53:03 AM PST by dljordan (Slouching towards Woketopia)
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To: PJ-Comix

We have been dry brining our bird for more than 20 years and its always a fresh local bird. It will be melt in your mouth, juicy and tender. The texture of the meat is so tender. When it came out of the brining bag it flopped like a drunk bird. Happy Thanksgiving to all!


48 posted on 11/25/2021 8:54:54 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: Pollard

Forgot to mention this tear we also spatchcocked it. First time for the turkey, we have done chickens in the past.


49 posted on 11/25/2021 8:56:19 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: Pollard

I wet brined a whole chicken overnight. Then washed off the brine (can’t handle too much salt BP issues) dried off with paper towels and doing a dry rub in the fridge. I’m gonna smoke it and might finish it off in the oven to crisp up the skin. First time trying this 2 step method so we will see.
However it comes out remember- gravy covers a multitude of sins, LOL.


50 posted on 11/25/2021 8:58:30 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny )
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To: PJ-Comix
So, I should put the can in salty water?
51 posted on 11/25/2021 9:00:05 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Tim. Who can ever forget them?


52 posted on 11/25/2021 9:03:16 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Gahanna Bob

I’m with you. Wild Turkey 101 for that extra kick. Oh, and also a shot of Rittenhouse Rye to make the liberals cry.


53 posted on 11/25/2021 9:07:15 AM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Isn’t dry-brining kind of like seasoning?

Melted butter, salt, pepper, poultry seasoning (sage, thyme, etc.).

Happy Thanksgiving to all!


54 posted on 11/25/2021 9:10:19 AM PST by meyer (Everything woke turns to poo.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Brining will turn any meat into cheap ham.

I like my turkey to taste like turkey.


55 posted on 11/25/2021 9:11:44 AM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: tet68

Many years ago I cooked Turkey in a roaster bag. No brining necessary and they cook faster. Super moist - the only issue is the oily rendered fat forms a layer in the bottom of the bag. Now I’m wondering since the meat was so juicy if it would have been better to wrap up the Turkey with twine so pulling it out of the greasy bag would keep it intact and easier. Maybe someday I’ll try the roaster bag method again.
Hey it’s just food- not the Ten Commandments chiseled in stone.


56 posted on 11/25/2021 9:13:29 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny )
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To: tflabo

I remember Thanksgiving 1967 Chu Lai RVN.

Went into the mess hall, they had a beautiful table
with a white table cloth, china plates, a roast turkey
with all the trimmings and a place setting with a turkey
leg on it...You could have your picture taken holding
the turkey leg to be sent home to your hometown newspaper.

Then it was on to turkey loaf and assorted trimmings on
a stainless tray.

Ah, the memories...
Tet68


57 posted on 11/25/2021 9:17:56 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good to know.


58 posted on 11/25/2021 9:26:21 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: PJ-Comix

What if “someone” isn’t even having turkey today? What then?


59 posted on 11/25/2021 9:45:25 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: PJ-Comix

What is “brine” supposed to be?

My parents always simply rubbed inside and out with salt and pepper. Mostly salt to clean inside. Of course, their delicious sage stuffing helps too.

It’s been delicious and honestly, I’ve had too many turkeys which obviously didn’t bother to flavor the bird. Just plain turkey itself.


60 posted on 11/25/2021 9:51:46 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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