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VIDEO: You're a MONSTER If You Don't Brine Your Turkey
YouTube ^ | November 25, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 11/25/2021 7:41:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

It's NOT an option. You MUST brine your turkey. If you don't do it you are a committing a culinary crime. The good news is that it is EASY to dry brine (as opposed to wet brining) the turkey as you can see in this video. In addition, the flavor provided by the brine makes it unnecessary to add a rub in the turkey before cooking. Please remember to LEAVE the brine on when cooking the turkey. Do NOT remove the brine. Oh, and finally, you are a MONSTER if you don't brine your turkey.

Have a happy Thanksgiving!


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: brining; clickbait; drybrining; foodfixation; idiotalert; peejayneedsajob; pimpmychannel; thanksgiving; turkey
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To: PJ-Comix

Hahahahah thank you for posting it...have a great Thanksgiving, PJ-Comix!


21 posted on 11/25/2021 8:05:17 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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22 posted on 11/25/2021 8:06:08 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: PJ-Comix

If I leave the plastic on the legs will it melt and ruin my turkey when I smoke it in my weber? Or in an oven for that manner.
I usually just tie it with some wire instead, I don’t like plastic.


23 posted on 11/25/2021 8:06:19 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: Gahanna Bob

My one big fear today was rain but it looks to be cloudy all day. When it rains, the moisture in the air keeps the temp down in my smoker which is not good. Even if it doesn’t rain but there are rain clouds out there keeping moisture level high in the air is not good. Hopefully there will be no rain clouds today.


24 posted on 11/25/2021 8:06:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: Pollard

Did that last year with the turkey. It’s the only way to fly!

Always have done it with chicken/duck.

Faster cooking time.


25 posted on 11/25/2021 8:07:36 AM PST by waterhill (Banned.video Its not a conspiracy theory, its a spoiler alert.)
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To: Liz

Add a teaspoon of baking soda. That also helps keep moisture in the meat.


26 posted on 11/25/2021 8:08:51 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (If you are vaccinated, you cannot get COVID from someone who is not vaccinated. Lighted up Karen!)
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To: Pollard

Oh, man. I had a German restaurant in the Western part of my state that made an UNBELIEVABLE boned, grilled whole chicken which I assume is kind of what this is.

It was so good, we would drive the couple of hours out, have dinner, and stay overnight.

Last time we went out...they NO LONGER MADE IT! To say I was disconsolate would be an understatement. I am going to check out that recipe you linked to!

Have a great Thanksgiving, Pollard!


27 posted on 11/25/2021 8:09:09 AM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I went thru a deep fried turkey phase then onto a smoked turkey phase which led me to start brining.

Now I can't imagine not brining.

Doing the bird in the oven this year to achieve maximum gravy without smokiness.

I adore smoked turkey but this year is about the gravy.


28 posted on 11/25/2021 8:09:24 AM PST by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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To: Liz

Add a teaspoon of baking soda. That also helps keep moisture in the meat.


29 posted on 11/25/2021 8:10:36 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (If you are vaccinated, you cannot get COVID from someone who is not vaccinated. Lighted up Karen!)
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To: PJ-Comix

If you believe your way is the only way, you’re... well, let’s just say you’re a monster. Happy Thanksgiving!


30 posted on 11/25/2021 8:11:36 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: discostu

Read your personal page...”not your business”...I’m one of those “monsters”...didn’t start dry brining until a few years ago...before that turkeys seemed to dry...which is likely why my son eats ham at Thanksgiving😊..I don’t take things (like headlines) personally


31 posted on 11/25/2021 8:11:46 AM PST by goodnesswins (....pervert Biden & O Cabal are destroying America, as planned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm BBQ smoking a turkey in my weber for my neighbor....he brought it over and it says it's already brined. I think that I will just put some paprika and olive oil on it for color and texture.
32 posted on 11/25/2021 8:12:33 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: PJ-Comix

I brine for minimum of 48 hours. I prefer 72 hours, or even a bit longer.


33 posted on 11/25/2021 8:13:11 AM PST by PGR88
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To: kosciusko51
What if the turkey was smoked?

You can brine and then smoke the turkey. Brining will add flavor and seasoned moisture to the meat.

Although I am a big fan of brining, I did not brine this year.
I chose the injection method and smoking using cherry/maple/hickory.

You should not do both brining and injection, in my opinion.

Happy Thanksgiving

34 posted on 11/25/2021 8:13:15 AM PST by Tommy Revolts
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To: discostu
How about “a suggestion you might like”.

No. Because for years I kept reading and seeing that it was just a "suggestion" so I took the easy way out and declined to brine. Then one year I decided to try brining and saw that it made a YUUUUUUUUGE difference. I wished someone had done a video like the one I just did to motivate me to brine years earlier.

35 posted on 11/25/2021 8:13:29 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Frank Luntz's Head Rug Is Transitioning to Muskrat)
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To: goodnesswins

I’m not taking anything personally. I don’t even eat turkey at all, just don’t like it. And I am applying my personal page. It’s not his business. It’s just something I’ve grown tired of. The constant “you’re a monster if” “you’re awful if” blah blah blah. Everybody wants to slag everybody. And then they complain how rude society is. So I’m simply pointing it out. I fully expect PJ to ignore it. But maybe somebody will say “yeah, that is tiresome” and stop.


36 posted on 11/25/2021 8:14:17 AM PST by discostu (Like a dog being shown a card trick )
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s already brined and in a ball. Just doing a breast this year


37 posted on 11/25/2021 8:14:21 AM PST by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? )
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To: PJ-Comix

I wet-brined a turkey one year. Bought a brand new 5 gallon pail, washed it out well, soaked the turkey in brine for 24 hours in our basement fridge, fished it out of the brine, patted it dry, then wife roasted it per her usual.

All that work and mess for a turkey that was no moister or juicier or more flavorful than the turkeys that wife cooked every year.

Never bothered again.


38 posted on 11/25/2021 8:14:36 AM PST by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Good idea........

I once added Courvoisier brandy to my brine....the turkey brined happily.


39 posted on 11/25/2021 8:14:39 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.p)
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To: PJ-Comix

Because it IS a suggestion. I know you’ll never get this, but the rampant slagging rudeness accomplishes nothing. People who don’t want to brine aren’t going to brine, the most calling them monsters will achieve is telling them you’re a jerk.

You don’t have to eat their cooking. You don’t get a vote.


40 posted on 11/25/2021 8:15:52 AM PST by discostu (Like a dog being shown a card trick )
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