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The gap between my big toe and second toe resembles a map of Lake Michigan.

Posted on 06/06/2021 9:18:59 AM PDT by SamAdams76

OK, maybe not exactly the most substantive post you will read on Free Republic today. I'm sure humblegunner will weigh in at some point. I understand if you want to just pass it by. After all, I had a fender-bender with a gender-bender just yesterday. What can I say, it's been a rather bizarre weekend all around. But at least the temperature finally hit the low 90s here in Southern Connecticut so it finally feels like summer.

So I'm just sitting out on my shaded deck reading a copy of Outrage, Inc by Derek Hunter and listening to PRIME COUNTRY on SiriusXM.

I am looking at my bare feet and seeing that the gap between the big and second toe on my left foot resembles Lake Michigan. What else can I possibly add to this utterly nonsensical post?


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; footpimping; freepingwhiledrunk; lonelyguy
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To: All

The islands and bays are for sportsmen?


41 posted on 06/06/2021 10:24:19 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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To: blam

Seventy five years ago:

Smar tazz teenager on phone to store: “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”

Store clerk: “Yes, we do.”

Smar tazz teenager: “Well, let him out! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!”

“Click” goes the ‘phone.


42 posted on 06/06/2021 10:25:45 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see... )
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To: All

Interesting fact, Lake Superior is the world’s largest freshwater lake, so they say, but actually Lake Michigan plus Lake Huron is really one lake and that’s quite a bit larger than Superior.


43 posted on 06/06/2021 10:26:24 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for health, economic recovery, and justice.)
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To: SamAdams76

Ask for
Two Lollipops!


44 posted on 06/06/2021 10:27:29 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Be Still and Know that I Am God. Rev 19)
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To: SamAdams76

Men’s feet are gross .... sorry :D


45 posted on 06/06/2021 10:30:27 AM PDT by LibertyWoman ("Where there is no law, there is no liberty." Benjamin Rush)
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To: Alberta's Child

Kleenex is another


46 posted on 06/06/2021 10:37:23 AM PDT by LibertyWoman ("Where there is no law, there is no liberty." Benjamin Rush)
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To: bramps

Laverne and Shirley when they went to the beatnik club. Give the money to the FReepathon


47 posted on 06/06/2021 10:48:40 AM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: a fool in paradise

They stopped the coup de toe!

Thanks, a real keeper for a 9 toed grampa.


48 posted on 06/06/2021 10:51:47 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (“Respond only to polite and intelligent posters, who don’t insult you or us! Forget the others!”)
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To: LibertyWoman
Men’s feet are gross .... sorry :D

I agree. Men should wear shoes in public. Some women also have less than beautiful feet - particularly overweight women with dirty feet and a tattoo on the ankle that wear shower shoes to the grocery store.

49 posted on 06/06/2021 10:57:57 AM PDT by Ben Hecks (Don't Google it - Duck it!)
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To: Alberta's Child

I wonder about “fridge”. Is it short for refrigerator or for Frigidaire?


50 posted on 06/06/2021 11:00:22 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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To: LibertyWoman

Not mine though. I guarantee it


51 posted on 06/06/2021 11:00:50 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: SamAdams76

Kleenex v. Tissue.


52 posted on 06/06/2021 11:01:08 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Don W

Nope.


53 posted on 06/06/2021 11:07:01 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: SamAdams76

Take a picture of your toe so we can see and verify your assertion.


54 posted on 06/06/2021 11:36:15 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: lee martell; SamAdams76
Weinberg explained the beginnings of the name with respect to the children's game duck, duck, goose. He said of the origin of the name: "Really it just popped in my head one day and I just liked it.
That's rather and innocuous origin for you to be so freaked out by it.
55 posted on 06/06/2021 12:05:36 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: higgmeister
Ironic as Google also got its name from a child.

Google is just a much better name.

Though Google was almost called BackRub. That would have given DuckDuckGo equal footing.

56 posted on 06/06/2021 12:12:43 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: SamAdams76

Thank goodness you only compared it to your toe gap...😳


57 posted on 06/06/2021 12:25:25 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: SamAdams76

58 posted on 06/06/2021 12:27:00 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Grampa Dave

So they lopped it off.
______________________________

I take it they lopped off your toe?


59 posted on 06/06/2021 12:33:39 PM PDT by BarbM (FU Pence. You refuse to be alone with a woman, but have no compunction in screwing the USA)
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To: SamAdams76

Have you consulted Dick Morris?


60 posted on 06/06/2021 12:43:04 PM PDT by bankwalker (groupthink kills ...)
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