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As long as Uranus is working from home these days, it does not matter how leaky he is.
1 posted on 11/29/2020 5:26:35 PM PST by CheshireTheCat
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Uranus has 27 known natural satellites, sometimes called “dingleberries”.


52 posted on 11/29/2020 6:07:27 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing." -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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Well, if they ever colon-ize Uranus, they may be able to put that information to good use, in the interest of energy conservation, wind power, and other such nebulous subjects.


       

53 posted on 11/29/2020 6:08:04 PM PST by Songcraft
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Now we know where Saturn's rings came from....

Uranus emitted numerous dingle-berries over time.

56 posted on 11/29/2020 6:10:50 PM PST by spokeshave (White Confederate statue kills black man......Another month of protests.... (HT to seawolf101))
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We need to send a rocket full of Gas-X to Uranus


58 posted on 11/29/2020 6:17:33 PM PST by OneVike (Just another Christian waiting to go home)
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Leaking gas into space is not a problem. In the car or under the covers? That’s a problem.


59 posted on 11/29/2020 6:18:57 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice." --Donald Trump)
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“What are you,” he said to the headline writer, “12 years old?”


60 posted on 11/29/2020 6:20:55 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Eddie Ate Dynamite. Good Bye Eddie. Who can explain this mystery?)
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We'll never get back to the Earth no more Uh-oh! We have to fall in love on Uranus!
62 posted on 11/29/2020 6:25:20 PM PST by real saxophonist ("Congress Shall Make No Law..." They should have stopped right there.)
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My anus, Uranus...leaking gas is a universal function...


66 posted on 11/29/2020 6:27:48 PM PST by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Is this serious?

LOL


69 posted on 11/29/2020 6:43:20 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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Uranus may leak gas into space at least once a day

I am NOT going there.

70 posted on 11/29/2020 6:43:26 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Democrats are corruption superspreaders.)
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Occasional release of gas from Uranus is preferred over hot lava eruptions.


73 posted on 11/29/2020 6:49:08 PM PST by semaj (Death to Traitors)
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Once would be a slow day at my house.


76 posted on 11/29/2020 7:03:28 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Not mine. Ur's may but mine doesn't leak. Mine vents at least 3 - 4 times per day in a controlled manner ranging from depending on circumstances a sneak to forceful blows.

My questions is, does this mean myanus is less, or more effective than uranus?

78 posted on 11/29/2020 7:15:11 PM PST by fso301
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Before even looking, I’m betting at least half of the comments on this thread are fart jokes.

That’s so sad.


81 posted on 11/29/2020 7:25:00 PM PST by calenel (Tree of Liberty is thirsty.)
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*in to see the puns and jokes*


83 posted on 11/29/2020 7:40:31 PM PST by Chauncey Gardiner
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At my age once a day would be great!


84 posted on 11/29/2020 7:41:40 PM PST by OldGoatCPO (No Caitiff Choir of Angles will sing for me)
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How would you like to be a planetary astronomer assigned to the Uranus team? No one would ever take you seriously.


85 posted on 11/29/2020 7:51:01 PM PST by IronJack
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May? May??? It’s a rare day when it doesn’t.


86 posted on 11/29/2020 7:52:09 PM PST by IronJack
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Great headline. I admit I was immediately thinking Babylon Bee.


88 posted on 11/29/2020 8:22:32 PM PST by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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Beavis and Butthead, please pick up the wbrown courtesy phone.


90 posted on 11/29/2020 8:24:25 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (I'd rather have a rude President than a polite tyrant.)
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