Posted on 08/22/2020 8:25:29 AM PDT by CheshireTheCat
Heeding the advice of critics, Portland police say they repeatedly tried to deescalate with protesters Friday night. It didn’t work.
As many as 200 demonstrators rampaged near a police station in the Oregon city, pelting a protective line of unoccupied police vehicles with golf balls, softball-sized rocks, metal railroad spikes, paint-filled plastic eggs and balloons filled with feces.
A torn-up street sign was also used to smash cars, with tires slashed and windows broken, police said...
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Sausage maker?
“I wanted to burn police cars and courthouses. I wanted to break windows and loot. I wanted to throw frozen water bottles and beam lasers into people’s eyes. But noooo....I gotta sit here and stuff poop into balloons for the waiting mob. I want a raise.”
Someone in Portland has the farmer’s market staple where you put gifts inside a balloon. It’s a vacuum chamber that expands the balloon outward. The opening is large enough to reach in with your arm to put the gift and confetti inside.
And toddlers
Contadina ad was "They put eight great tomatoes in that little bitty can."
"Back in the sixties, the makers of Contadina Tomato Paste claimed — in commercials created by the great Stan Freberg — that they "put eight great tomatoes in each little bitty can." This prompted MAD magazine to do a parody ad showing the hapless chef who had to do that."Apr 11, 2016 see below....
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Mayor Wheeler and Gov. Brown are allowing this crap to happen night after night. They are probably even coordinating it.
All to get the evil Orange Man Bad out of the WH.
Well, that accounts for about 85% of the racist/terrorist rioters.
Wait a minute. How do you get feces inside of a balloon?
Who is the idiot that stuffs the feces into the balloons?
Sounds like the gorilla cage at the zoo.
To all who have wondered about this.
Here is a simple answer. Evacuate into a container, such as a bucket (or collect feces from the street, into a bucket.
Add a liquid to the bucket (water, or preferably, urine) to liquefy the contents.
Use a funnel to fill the balloon, much like a water balloon.
Tie off the balloon (over a bucket, in case of problems).
Carry to point of use in bucket or other waterproof container.
Several methods of launching are available, including water balloon slingshots.
I don’t know how they did it, but I imagine you could put a bunch of crap into an Air Pressurized Water fire extinguisher, then use that to fill the balloons with...
Now they've lost control of them. That was forseeable since these same dems created an environment in their individual city bubbles where a lot of people in the riot demographic are out of work, not allowed to go back to school, aren't allowed to go to a party or bar or restaurant with friends. They literally have nothing else to do and the riots are ironically the only thing they can do with other people without getting harassed. They won't give them up without being forced.
You would have to dilute it first.
And use a funnel for loading.
Yep sounds like a typical day at the BLM zoo.
“ayor Wheeler and Gov. Brown are allowing this crap”
You left out the most important person, the DA who was funded by Soros who refuses to prosecute the miscreants.
Health danger. SHOOT TO KILL!
Shipping department for a chocolatier.
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