Posted on 08/20/2020 2:55:00 PM PDT by DFG
According to sources at the DNC, Joe Biden, a man who has been part of government since before Jaws, Star Wars, the Walkman, the NES, and the publishing of The Silmarillion, is just the man for the difficult task of fixing the government.
"This man who has been part of the broken system since 1972 is our last hope to fix the broken system," said a DNC spokesperson. "See, since he's been part of the problem for so long, only he knows how bad the problem is. So only he can fix it. If you got some outsider with, like, morals and stuff, they would be too horrified to even go to Washington in the first place."
"No, we need someone who's been part of the swamp and has participated in much injustice, oppression, and bloodshed to fix the whole thing from the ground up."
He also has a cop helping him out, sources confirmed at publishing time.
NOW it’s an imperative.
Nobody knows how broken it all is than the man who broke it all. Who is better equipped to repair the damage than the guy who broke it in the first place?
This whole thing baffles me. Slow Joe is what, a three time loser? And Klamydia was just shown the door in the primaries. Its clear no one really wants these two.
“ According to sources at the DNC, Joe Biden, a man who has been part of government since before Jaws, Star Wars, the Walkman, the NES, and the publishing of The Silmarillion, is just the man for the difficult task of fixing the government.”
This alone would Not be satire ... it’s the truth.
never too late to promise to start? if I only had known? HELLO?
This is the Best of the Best of the Demonrat Party
Hell, Biden has been “fixing” govt since before the 8-track tape.
BB has been spot on lately
“It’s not the government, man, it’s the giverment! And I’m freaking Santa Claus! And that guy my wife picked to run with me, Kumbaya Harlem—what a name, man!—is the black Santa Claus! Look it up, he was born right there in Jamaica, man!”
The BB calls it again.
Thank you for not labeling it satire.
For once a Babylon Bee headline is not satirical.
There! Fixed it.
Send "Orange Man Bad" federal and state government desperate Democrats home in November!
Supporting PDJT with a new patriot Congress and state government leaders that will promise to fully support his already excellent work for MAGA and stopping SARS-CoV-2 will effectively give fast-working Trump a "third term" in office imo.
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