Posted on 07/21/2020 2:42:20 PM PDT by DFG
A ceremony honoring Governor Cuomo's fantastic response to the coronavirus pandemic will be held at a convenient location: a now-vacant nursing home upstate.
Cuomo was awarded the United States Award for Disease Response Excellence by Dr. Anthony Fauci at the recently vacated venue.
"We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great new space to host all kinds of cool events. They've got a cafeteria, lots of available beds for a little shut-eye, and a room to play Bingo. I could get comfortable here."
Dr. Fauci praised Cuomo's response and awarded him a medal honoring his contribution to the fight against the pandemic in a solemn ceremony.
The ceremony concluded with a game of shuffleboard.
"New York did it right," Fauci said in an empty room at the nursing home. "They had the right response to this thing: overreact with people who probably won't die from the virus and send the elderly to nursing homes to make sure they are safe. Governor Cuomo is a pro-science hero."
there is just enough of a delay between my reading of a headline and the realization that it’s the Babylon Bee...
More Fabulous Hard Hitting behind the scenes reporting, worthy of the Pulitzer Prize, by the Bee. Outstanding!
El Duce likes to be praised and honored.
Sick minds. . . .
Oh, got me on that one oh great Bee!!!
Usually my response is: what the...? Oh the Bee.
Yesterday Cuomo flew to Georgia to give them advice on how to kill more elderly people. Then I noticed that Georgia is on his quarantine list of people who have to self-quarantine if they come to New York State. This guy is an F’ing clown.
Thank you for not putting a satire tag in the title. Much more fun!!!!
Whoa!
Almost had me...
The way these jerks act I wouldn’t doubt that this article was true.
“”””New York did it right,” Fauci said in an empty room at the nursing home. “They had the right response to this thing: overreact with people who probably won’t die from the virus and send the elderly to nursing homes to make sure they are safe. Governor Cuomo is a pro-science hero.””””
Nothing untrue here.
He must think he’s a king.
The Bee story is so close to the truth it’s painful. In their fantasies (Cuomo and Fauci)this has already happened. Suddenly I am flashing on the final episode of Seinfeld, where all the principals are in the jail cell, having been arrested, and finally facing their comeuppance for being basically rotten people for the entire run of the show. We’ll just need a bigger jail cell for 5 or 6 Governors, plus Fauci.
Puke...
” Suddenly I am flashing on the final episode of Seinfeld,”
Sad Lol!
I’m beginning to wonder if we are past the “comuppance” stage, more into the Pravda, Brown Shirt stage.
The Babylon Bee - America’s Most Trusted News Source.
More truth in there than all the MSM combined.
The Babylon Bee is friggin’ hilarious. Too funny.
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