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Joe Biden: The Unfrozen Caveman Comeback Kid – for 72 Hours
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 03/01/2020 4:51:38 AM PST by EyesOfTX

He wants to be the president who appoints the first black female to the United States Senate! – That is exactly what Quid Pro Joe Biden told an audience at a rally on Friday, and the rest of the Democrat presidential field is so weak that they voted for him anyway.

So, now America’s Unfrozen Caveman Senator gets to be the Democrats’ Unfrozen Caveman Comeback Kid. For about 72 hours. By then, most of the results from the Super Tuesday states will have come in, and Crazy Uncle Joe will be right back where he belongs, sucking the wind of The Commie’s campaign.

Even the ardent Biden hacks on CNN’s massive panel of election analysis hackery last night admitted that the prospects ahead for the buffonish ex-Veep are painfully thin: Hey, if he can win a few states – some combination of Arkansas, North Carolina and/or Virginia – on Tuesday, and be competitive enough to pick up delegates in some other states, like Texas and Oklahoma, then he can keep raising a little money and keep his horribly-run campaign on life support for a couple more weeks, until the next raft of big states come up on March 17. That is when the states of Ohio, Illinois, Florida and Arizona hold their primaries.

To his credit, Quid Pro Joe actually seems to be leading in Florida, although the polling data there thus far is very sparse, and the momentum from his big South Carolina win might well help him maintain that position there. We have no information thus far in terms of polls from any of those other states.

But let’s say Biden is actually able to win Florida and maybe one of those other states – one would certainly think he would be competitive in Illinois, for example. In that event, there would be no question that Quid Pro Joe would be able to continue making a fool of himself all the way through the July convention in Milwaukee.

With Steyer dropping out of the race last night [finally], and the Warren, Klobuchar and Buttigieg campaigns now having zero real reason to continue other than the candidates’ own hubris, Mini-Mike becomes the only other meaningful factor in the race from this point forward.

Make no mistake about it: Mr. Excitement is only a factor because he happens to have $62 billion to burn through. Despite having already frittered away half a billion, mostly on paid advertising, Bloomberg still has a net negative favorability rating among Democrat voters, and virtually zero appeal to the black voters who are so crucial to Democrat success. Exit polls from South Carolina yesterday showed Mini-Mike with at 22/66 favorable/unfavorable rating from the heavily-black Democrat voters in that state. That’s about the rating Satan would get from those same voters. He is a horribly unappealing candidate.

The question for Bloomberg now becomes what will he do after he has a terrible showing on Super Tuesday? Because that’s what is going to happen. It is doubtful he will actually win a single one of the 14 states being contested on Tuesday. He will not even be competitive in California, and is likely to finish a distant third in Texas, where the intensity of his advertising has dropped noticeably in the past week.

Bloomberg has repeatedly said that he is willing to spend up to $2 billion of his personal fortune in his effort to prevent President Donald Trump’s re-election. Regular readers here will know that my belief is that he never expected to be able to win the Democrat nomination, but became a “candidate” so that he would receive the preferential advertising rates that candidates are entitled to.

With the DNC essentially broke, Bloomberg serves both as a proxy for the anti-Trump spending the Party would have normally done, and as a stalking horse for Biden or some other “moderate” candidate to challenge The Commie come convention time.

Thus, my bet is that Mini-Mike will continue his “candidacy” through July regardless of his ability to actually attract votes, so that he can keep buying TV ads at the lower, preferential candidate rates.

Preacher Pete, Fauxcahontas and Klobuchar will all end their flagging efforts after failing to do much on Super Tuesday, which means Americans can now look forward to the prospect of having to endure a three-person contest between an outright communist radical, an obviously impaired former vice president, and a tiny billionaire with no prospects of winning anything other than the race to see who can burn through the most money.

That is our life, all the way through July.

My updated odds on the ultimate Democrat nominee:

The Commie – 5 to 4

Quid Pro Joe – 2 to 1

Someone not currently in the field – 10 to 1

Mini-Mike – 20 to 1

Klobuchar – 20 to 1 (She’s a potential compromise nominee at a deadlocked convention)

Fauxcahontas – 100 to 1

Preacher Pete – 1,000 to 1

That is all.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; mediabias; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 03/01/2020 4:51:38 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

Creepy Joe’s obvious mental decline will become a big issue. It’s inevitable.


2 posted on 03/01/2020 4:55:27 AM PST by DeplorablePaul (s)
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To: EyesOfTX

Joe was trying to ‘shame’ Obama into endorsing him before Super Tuesday.


3 posted on 03/01/2020 4:58:18 AM PST by richardtavor
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To: EyesOfTX
Interesting that Preacher Pete's popularity sunk like a stone (a millstone?) after quoting scripture.
4 posted on 03/01/2020 4:59:07 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: EyesOfTX

This is the third time running for president for Sleepy Joe.

I understand that SC is the first primary he has actually won in those three campaigns.


5 posted on 03/01/2020 5:00:49 AM PST by Bartholomew Roberts
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To: EyesOfTX

Joe to many brains farts will be his downfall


6 posted on 03/01/2020 5:08:35 AM PST by ronnie raygun (nicdip.com)
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After SC, we now have to endure a three-person contest between:
<><> (A) an outright communist radical,
<><> (B) an obviously braindead, impaired former VP, and,
<><> (C) a tiny self-important billionaire, running to see how much money he can burn through.
7 posted on 03/01/2020 5:21:15 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Creepy Joe, a commie, and mini-Mike. What a difficult choice to make. If a sizable portion of the Democrat electorate doesn’t stay home during the remaining primaries then you know rats have zero in common with ordinary Americans. Everyone of them should be repeatedly ridiculed for being ignorant, stupid, and out of touch with reality.


8 posted on 03/01/2020 5:21:54 AM PST by RubinBoomer (Please be nice. I am new here. I'm open to doing things the FR way, just need to know.)
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To: EyesOfTX

As Hillary rubs her hands together and grins her evil grin.


9 posted on 03/01/2020 5:26:45 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again".)
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To: Psalm 73

Satan laughing spreads his wings


10 posted on 03/01/2020 5:32:31 AM PST by olepap
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To: ronnie raygun

Joe to many brains farts will be his downfall

I think his dementia is accelerating on a timeline of weeks, and maybe even days. I believe his staff is keeping him from sounding like Raymond Babbitt (but lacking the ability to count toothpicks in a single glance, or count cards in Vegas) by the use of drugs. I suspect Adderall and a cocktail of cholinesterase inhibitors used to boost levels of a chemical messengers involved in memory and judgment.

I also suspect that they are wandering into uncharted psychoactive terroritory, given the pressures of the campaign trail and campaign clock and also given the low quality material inside slowJoe’s brain that they have to work with.

I suspect a sudden collapse or nova-like psychotic event is weeks or days away.

I can’t say I’ll feel sorry for him when it happens.

I can’t say that I won’t watch the event on youtube if it is posted.

Does that make me a bad person?


11 posted on 03/01/2020 5:33:47 AM PST by samtheman (FReepers all do want Bernie to get the dem nomination, right? (Just to be clear))
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To: EyesOfTX

Not so sure about this. The media has been relentlessly hammering Bernie for a full week, and he did far worse than expected in SC. that will continue, along with ebullient praise for “Comeback Joe.” I think Biden will close the gap, or better.


12 posted on 03/01/2020 5:53:17 AM PST by montag813
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To: DeplorablePaul

Creepy Joe’s obvious mental decline will become a big issue. It’s inevitable.

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Add to that the physical stresses and emotional fatigue associated with long campaigns and its inevitable that Biden will continue to generate epic gaffes. The only question is at what point will it become obvious that his political shelf life has expired?


13 posted on 03/01/2020 6:09:57 AM PST by Starboard (has so far)
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To: Starboard

I think Joe just needs to relax now that he won the Senate race in North South Carolina.


14 posted on 03/01/2020 6:12:39 AM PST by shelterguy
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To: montag813
Does that make me a bad person?

Nah, he’s out there doing it to himself everyday. Persons that freely choose to be a public spectacle can’t bitch when the public spectates.

Rock on Uncle Joe! Don’t forget the napkins!

15 posted on 03/01/2020 6:15:05 AM PST by paulcissa (Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Would love to see a Black vs Woke White Biden-Bernie death match, with Bernie winning.....50% of Blacks will stay home or vote for Trump


16 posted on 03/01/2020 6:16:14 AM PST by The Fop (God Bless Donald Trump, Frank Sinatra, Joan Rivers, and the Fightin' Rat Pack Wing of the GOP)
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To: EyesOfTX

Press: Mr.President..

President Biden: Is the President here?

Press: I have a question..

President Biden: Sheesh, What do i look like..the President?


17 posted on 03/01/2020 6:17:31 AM PST by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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To: shelterguy

LOL! I think we’re seeing one of the reasons why Obama won’t endorse Biden. He was well aware of Joe’s “problem”.


18 posted on 03/01/2020 6:20:40 AM PST by Starboard (has so far)
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To: EyesOfTX

19 posted on 03/01/2020 6:24:18 AM PST by Theophilus (Ich bin ein Hong Konger)
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To: montag813
The media has been relentlessly hammering Bernie for a full week, and he did far worse than expected in SC.

I didn't expect Bernie to do well in SC, which has a heavily black Democrat base. Black Democrats are not going to vote for a Jew.

Super Tuesday will give a better idea.

20 posted on 03/01/2020 6:31:53 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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