Prove me wrong!
Posted on 02/05/2020 5:22:13 PM PST by SamAdams76
There are 26 letters in the English Alphabet. At least, there were that many when I was shuffled through public grade school.
Yet every literate human being on Earth (and there are billions) are capable of randomly typing a paragraph that has never been typed by literate people in all of human civilization.
I will attempt one now...
It was decided that Clarence Dickerson was to fondle a blonde girl while luxuriating in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter's night in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Clarence wasn't much for smarts but he did have a book of Jack London's Yukon Stories in front of him and he was reading one out loud to the blonde girl named Lucinda who was nestled under his arm as he recited "In A Far Country". As he was reading, Lucinda kissed him on the lips tossed his book to the floor, and proceeded to wildly unbutton his clothing while humming the Abba song "Fernando". Clarence decided at that point to just go with the flow
I challenge anybody here to prove me wrong.
Now go ahead and type your own unique paragraph that has never been written before.
It was a dark and stormy night....
“It was a Dork and Stormy night, as C.P.L. Avenatti plotted to murder the very judge who would preside over his case.”
SamAdams76 has completely lost his mind. I’m sure of it. No need for psychiatric tests. He seemed normal for many years but it is obvious now that it was only an illusion. If I lived on the same street as him I would move tonight. I would also change my name.
:)
Wait just a minute now...
It was decided by whom that Clarence was to fondle Lucinda?
Did Clarence decide this or did someone else? Did Lucinda have any say in the matter? Was she wearing a brassiere or was she au naturel?
C’mon man, tell the whole story!
Prove me wrong!
I’m going to sue you. You just stole, word per word and letter per letter the exact same manuscript I wrote last week. I hate you. You bastard.
I was referring to humans here, not some cantankerous cartoon dog...
My dissertation has hundreds of paragraphs and it is extremely likely that none of them was word-for-word the same as any paragraph typed by anyone before me. (Perhaps here and there a short sentence was not unique.)
lol
Straight from the desk of WTF.
Its like the theory that the result of every random shuffle of a deck of cards is unique. Every. Single. One.
I must be nuts too. I have thought about things like this. You don’t even need a whole paragraph. Just part of a sentence. My brother and I have a couple of these that would identify us to each other.
This farce was a parade of pusillanimous pustulating pimples, posing as people of principle but exposed as putrefactive prissys soiling the Senate chamber for their demon rat cankerous coup attempt, but the festering boil that is nadshiffelosi has been lanced.
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True. And there are twice as many cards in a deck than their are letters in the English alphabet.
Which therefore makes it exponentially harder to shuffle the same sequence of cards than to compose a random paragraph in the English language.
There are 78 tarot cards which gives fortune tellers credibility they would not otherwise have.
It was a dark and stormy Knight. Was it wearing mud or red burlap? The grass bit as its feet. Just over the horizon, was the horizon.
No two snowflakes alike... no two trees alike, no two birds alike, no two strands of wheat alike... that’s the norm.
The surprise would be if two things existed that were exactly alike...
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