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Abortion the Leading Cause of Death for 2019 [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 Jan 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/06/2020 9:49:02 AM PST by John Semmens

Once again, abortion topped the list of causes of death worldwide with a fatality total of over 42 million for the year. This was more human deaths than caused by dreaded killers like cancer (8 million), Smoking (5 million), infectious disease (13 million), and AIDS (1,7 million).

Planned Parenthood spokeswoman Adora Slaughter dismissed these figures, asserting that "unborn children aren't proper humans, they are a collection of human cells and shouldn't be labeled as fatalities, per se. Cancer cells are also human cells, but we don't count them in the death statistics when they are killed by surgery, radiation, or chemo. The Worldometers statistics that include abortions as human fatalities are just a cynical ploy aimed at denying a woman her inalienable right to terminate her unwanted offspring."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=387706.0


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; infanticide; leftists; satire

1 posted on 01/06/2020 9:49:02 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens; Kaslin

On a related true note:

Democrats Seek To Fulfill Promise Of Until-Birth Abortion In Virginia
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3805942/posts


2 posted on 01/06/2020 10:19:14 AM PST by Perseverando (Liberals, Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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