Posted on 12/23/2019 5:41:20 AM PST by NOBO2012
I noticed there was a discussion (again) yesterday about the Hallmark Christmas movies (HCM). Somebody mentioned theres even a HCM Bingo card available; actually this game has been around in various forms
almost as long as there have been Hallmark Christmas movies:
I believe they are made by the same people who are responsible for making the movies in the first place and should not be confused with the official HCM plot generator.
If you were ever in doubt about what formula fiction is, this is it. As with best sellers, if demand is high people will continue to pump out formulistic fiction in the genre for as long as there is an audience.
Now in defense of HCM, they serve a purpose. When you are world weary for any number of world-wearying reasons, they may provide some relief, but it is critical you follow directions carefully and not exceed the recommended dosage. First of all, dont watch any that have been made after 2014; in general the older the better as increase demand always produces sloppier product.
Of course watching any of them, even the best, requires a suspension of disbelief in Santa, love at first sight, a persons casual willingness to chuck a six figure job in order to follow their bliss, etc., etc.. But the best of these simple movies will take you away from your personal woes and worries for a couple of hours so theres that.
A few that fit the bill, in no particular order: Northpole (2014), Meet the Santas (2005), Let It Snow (2013) The Note (2007) as well as both Mrs. Miracle movies (see below).
As with any medicine it is important to pay attention to proper dosage. Overuse may result in the product losing its efficaciousness and may in fact result in having the opposite he desired effect. No more than 1 per day with a maximum of 3 in any given week. With close to 150 HCM in the can theres bound to be a lot of crap.
For example, I broke my own first rule and watched The Mistletoe Promise (2016) while I was in the throes of bronchitis last week.
Synopsis: 2 people hate Christmas - one hates her ex, the other needs to appear to be an upstanding citizen with prospects for a wife and family in order to make partner in his firm - hook up to pose as a couple for the corporate Christmas party. Naturally they fall in love. The best part? Towards the end, where everything appears to be falling apart before it all comes together the girl (Jaime King) is walking down the street of an unnamed frozen megatropolis where we see snow piled up on the streets and sidewalks. As the camera pulls out for a long shot we see all the trees on the street fully leafed out. Yikes! Somebody contact the continuity manager!
Apparently this isnt the only HCM shot during the summer in British Columbia to have this problem: this is from The Mistletoe Inn (2017) maybe its just a mistletoe problem:
I guess were to believe those are evergreen trees
Added bonus for the Mistletoe Promise: the male lead, Luke MacFarlane, is openly gay so technically this counts as Hallmarks first gay romance.
My personal favorite HCM is Call Me Mrs. Miracle (2010)
one of several HCM based on Debbie Macomber Christmas books. I note that the movie was originally titled Miracle in Manhattan but later changed apparently to confuse people who enjoyed Hallmarks 2009 offering called simply Mrs. Miracle which Ive not seen as its never popped up when I was looking for something to watch. It gets high marks from viewers, if that means anything, and both of the movies feature the late, great Doris Roberts as Mrs. Miracle whose presence makes anything worth watching.
So there you have it, my rules and reviews; they arent great but sometimes you just need decent. Just be selective and judicious and enjoy yourself a merry little HCM this year.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
What’s wrong with cowboys and pickups? Sure beats pajama boys with man buns.
thank you!
#14 You know every guy will now check out that movie.
Some fairly good Christian movies, which should be free to watch, though you may need to register first (they do not keep send emails after)
https://tubitv.com/movies/445085/time_changer
https://tubitv.com/movies/372434/letters_to_god
https://tubitv.com/movies/315044/the_way_home
https://tubitv.com/movies/466306/right_to_believe
https://tubitv.com/movies/448281/amazing_love
https://tubitv.com/movies/314510/wwjd_ii_the_woodcarver
https://tubitv.com/movies/454482/the_secrets_of_jonathan_sperry
https://tubitv.com/movies/445097/badge_of_faith
https://tubitv.com/movies/458879/gods_miracles
https://tubitv.com/movies/465476/second_glance
Glory to God for what is good.
I must admit; #14 piqued my interest.
Thank you very much for the links. I’ve only watched the first one so far. I really enjoyed it and look forward to watching the others.
I hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas!
As for me...
Merry Christmas.
I’ll tune back in to hallmark when they start reruns of Columbo again. I hate all those stupid Christmas movies and commercials.
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