Posted on 12/23/2019 5:41:20 AM PST by NOBO2012
I noticed there was a discussion (again) yesterday about the Hallmark Christmas movies (HCM). Somebody mentioned there’s even a HCM Bingo card available; actually this game has been around in various forms
almost as long as there have been Hallmark Christmas movies:
I believe they are made by the same people who are responsible for making the movies in the first place and should not be confused with the official HCM plot generator.
If you were ever in doubt about what “formula fiction” is, this is it. As with best sellers, if demand is high people will continue to pump out formulistic fiction in the genre for as long as there is an audience.
Now in defense of HCM, they serve a purpose. When you are world weary for any number of world-wearying reasons, they may provide some relief, but it is critical you follow directions carefully and not exceed the recommended dosage. First of all, don’t watch any that have been made after 2014; in general the older the better as increase demand always produces sloppier product.
Of course watching any of them, even the best, requires a suspension of disbelief – in Santa, love at first sight, a person’s casual willingness to chuck a six figure job in order to follow their bliss, etc., etc.. But the best of these simple movies will take you away from your personal woes and worries for a couple of hours so there’s that.
A few that fit the bill, in no particular order: Northpole (2014), Meet the Santas (2005), Let It Snow (2013) The Note (2007) as well as both Mrs. Miracle movies (see below).
As with any medicine it is important to pay attention to proper dosage. Overuse may result in the product losing its efficaciousness and may in fact result in having the opposite he desired effect. No more than 1 per day with a maximum of 3 in any given week. With close to 150 HCM in the can there’s bound to be a lot of crap.
For example, I broke my own first rule and watched The Mistletoe Promise (2016) while I was in the throes of bronchitis last week.
Synopsis: 2 people hate Christmas - one hates her ex, the other needs to appear to be an upstanding citizen with prospects for a wife and family in order to make partner in his firm - hook up to pose as a couple for the corporate Christmas party. Naturally they fall in love. The best part? Towards the end, where everything appears to be falling apart before it all comes together the girl (Jaime King) is walking down the street of an unnamed frozen megatropolis where we see snow piled up on the streets and sidewalks. As the camera pulls out for a long shot we see all the trees on the street…fully leafed out. Yikes! Somebody contact the continuity manager!
Apparently this isn’t the only HCM shot during the summer in British Columbia to have this problem: this is from The Mistletoe Inn (2017) maybe it’s just a mistletoe problem:
I guess we’re to believe those are evergreen trees
Added bonus for the Mistletoe Promise: the male lead, Luke MacFarlane, is openly gay so technically this counts as Hallmark’s first gay romance.
My personal favorite HCM is Call Me Mrs. Miracle (2010)
one of several HCM based on Debbie Macomber Christmas books. I note that the movie was originally titled Miracle in Manhattan but later changed apparently to confuse people who enjoyed Hallmark’s 2009 offering called simply Mrs. Miracle – which I’ve not seen as it’s never popped up when I was looking for something to watch. It gets high marks from viewers, if that means anything, and both of the movies feature the late, great Doris Roberts as Mrs. Miracle whose presence makes anything worth watching.
So there you have it, my rules and reviews; they aren’t great but sometimes you just need decent. Just be selective and judicious and enjoy yourself a merry little HCM this year.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
As for The Mistletoe Inn pic, the girl must be wearing heated stockings. Plus, her right leg appears to be broken above the ankle.
This network is no longer on my remote. It’s one thing to be up front with your left wing lunacy but something else entirely to try and fool people and be all things to everyone. They can have their homosexual commercials without me watching them.
Is it too much to hope that Hallmark will do movies about other holidays soon, like Thanksgiving and Hanukkah?
Until I see, “Greetings from Nakatomi Plaza” Christmas cannot be complete.
All the work they could ever want. It gets them out of bed and keeps them away from protest marches.
Besides, with all the soaps dying off, Hallmark may be how younger talent breaks into the business. Or younger non-talent, as the case may be.
And who else is going to pay Danica McKellar's graph paper bills? Math is not cheap, people.
That Hallmark Christmas Movie Generator is hilarious!
Hilarious! But MOTUS’ matrix makes no mention of HCM’s with the soon to be mandatory gay/bisexual/interracial/Muslim love interest.
Or does that mean watching only the older HCM’s?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! :-D
I call them “belt buckle, pickup truck” movies. Gets my wife mad.
There are two Hallmark Chanukah movies this year.
Don’t let your kids watch Dolly Partin’s “Heartstrings” series.
Boobs hanging out on a lady working as a bank teller. Titties and other synonyms in dialog, steamy screwing scene. Then we quit watching.
what does that even mean??
The woman from the city always falls for the cowboy guy with a big belt buckle and a pickup.
My wife watches Hallmark, I’ll tell her to look for them.
Last Christmas Eve, my wife and I spent twelve hours in the Tokyo airport, on our way to the Philippines. It was interesting to see how much of Christmas the Japanese have copied for themselves. From what I can tell, they got the decorations and presents right, but they haven’t figured out the spiritual meaning of the holiday yet. You could say Linus Van Pelt needs to go over there and tell them what Christmas is all about!
I usually have the Hallmark Channel on most of the day since before Halloween and have not once seen any homosexual commercial.
However, Lifetime has them all the time along with gay characters so it’s off my remote.
Did see that Zola commercial on the big pop up ad on TVGuide.com two days ago. That pop up has always been for “what to watch” but that sicko commercial was unexpectedly there. TVGuide only had it on that once and is now back to their regular ad. Eye brow raising.
It does have a few Thanksgiving movies.
It has a few Hanukkah movies that are entwined with Christmas. There was one on last night with the guy teaching the gal about Hanukkah and her teaching him about Christmas traditions.
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