“i didn’t get a harumph out of that guy”
We need Climate Scientist Salary Cap and Trade.
Those receiving Salaries for Climate Science need to buy credits from those of us who don’t.
If we resign early, will they lose their jobs today?
Gee I was hoping it was real news ;)
NYS has just passed an initiative to save the world. Money is not an issue. They will take what they want.
I swear it is getting harder and harder to tell satire or parody from real fake news.
First of all, this article is hilarious.
Second of all, they need to be out of a job today because their work is done. They have issued their warning that we are all doomed. What more is there to say?
Pay us so we can tell you you are doomeder. Later, right before the end, it can be doomedest.
Finally, they can have the last scientist check out as the final sentient being on this God-Forsaken planet. He has tp agree to fall forward and land on a button that turns on the recording of all these scientists saying, "We told you so?"
Who is deader? The guy that dies from suicide because he was trying to shrink his carbon footprint or the guy who gets bumped off by the Beast of Global Climate Change?
They better have a hotline to GOD
They should just shut up and go play some golf.
“Climate Scientist” is a contradiction of terms. Science is about predictability, A+B=C every time. Earth’s climate is as dynamic as the earth itself. To ascribe variations in earth’s climate to man made activity is arrogance.
They always say it’s “settled science.” So if that’s the case...
They must know the cooling period is descending upon the globe. 8>)
They suddenly understood that the computer models cannot predict inter-galactic gamma rays, which have a greater effect on climate (by cloud production) than any CO2 levels.