VIDEO: Beto O'Rourke Ate Dirt in Order to Run for President

YouTube ^ | March 20, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

Poor Beto! He was so completely depressed after losing his Senate election in Texas to Ted Cruz that he wandered off into the wilderness. While there he ate dirt that supposedly gave him the recuperative powers to decide to run for president despite recently denying vociferously that he would due to the stress it would put on his family. Yeah, when you eat dirt, all things are possible especially if you are a New Age kook like Beto.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe that tapeworm that grew inside him tickled his presidential urge.

BTW, in case anybody thinks this is a joke, check the video. He really did eat dirt. That's what being a New Age kook will do to you.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[dsrtsage]

I heard he visited Haiti last year and just raved about the cuisine, especially the pies

[luvie]

Little Bobby. SMH

He gives me a headache along with Occasional Cortex.

[Reily]

some Australian kid did something similar and caught a parasite that killed him!

[Army Air Corps]

What next, eating his own boogers?

[Liz]

He's a credit card fraudster, a software pirate, a (gag) Poet, punk rocker, skateboarder, keeps his teeth clean, and hoists one too many.

Drunk driving mug shot.................................... Punk rocker in floral print dress.

BETO SLAPPED DOWN BY THE LEFT----Left-wing activists and liberal journalists slammed and mocked “Beto” O’Rourke after he told Vanity Fair that he was “born” to run for president. The left says he "reeks of white male privilege." (Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...

He instagrammed this over the net.

He chief political asset (he thinks).......he looks like Robert Kennedy.

[Liz]

THE FBI HAS ITS "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED."

Here's a lineup of "AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED."

[WKUHilltopper]

Wonder if he gobbled up one of his turd avocados while eating dirt? My bet is “yes”.

[Still Thinking]

Veto Beto.

[samtheman]

The Ted Cruz 2018 Senate re-election victory might turn out to be one of the most important wins for our side in that otherwise lack-luster election year.

[dead]

He loved a cow...

And skateboarded for the presidency.

[txrefugee]

He is a rich hippie who has a gift for scamming Leftists out of their money. He is gathering millions doing his chicken dance on counter tops. The only bright spot is that he hasn’t taken off his clothes....yet.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Hey, Bobby. Watch out for squirrels!

[Slyfox]

John Cornyn said that Beto is a good guy, but going after Trump is suicidal.

[DallasBiff]

Here in Texas in that Robert Francis(Beto) got so close to Cruz was pure smugness by the Cruz campaign. All the dirt about Robert Francis is now coming out by the democrats.

[Grampa Dave]

THE FBI HAS ITS Lineup of "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED."

Here's a lineup of "AMERICA'S MOST UNWANTED."

Thanks to Liz for the above reality!

[Army Air Corps]

Beaten Beto.

[Liz]

Y/V/W.

[mumblypeg]

He’s lethal to the environment after that cow farted all over him.