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Ralph Northam Says “Hold My Beer!” One More Time
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 02/03/2019 5:09:37 AM PST by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

What would you do if you’re at a press conference, fighting for your political life after a week during which you endorsed outright infanticide and got caught wearing black face, and a reporter asks if you can still do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk? – Well, if you’re Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, you look around to see if there’s room to do the Moonwalk and are just about to say “Hold my beer!” until your wife – who thankfully was there to stand by her racist, baby-killing man – tells you that these are “inappropriate circumstances” in which to show off your dancing skills.

That is how clueless an individual the Governor of Virginia truly is. Which yet again raises the question, how did Ed Gillespie and the Virginia GOP lose to this walking, talking circus clown? What are they putting in the water in Virginia that leads voters to go to the polls and actively support such a horrible wretch of a human being?

Yes, yes, I know: Texans re-elect Sheila Jackson Lee to the congress every two years like clockwork, but that’s from a tiny district carved out of specific parts of Houston that is filled with people who would vote for Spongebob Squarepants or Grumpy Cat if they happened to be the Democrat nominee. Virginia is a whole state – like in Arizona, whose elected senators become increasingly repugnant in each iteration (think McCain to Flake to Sinema), the voters there do not have the gerrymandering excuse.

Here’s how stupid Virginia’s Governor believes Virginia’s voters are as a class: After admitting several times on Friday evening that he is indeed the guy in black face in the infamous photo that everyone on earth has seen a dozen times now, he spent all day Saturday crawfishing that back. His new story is that, yes, he did dress up in black face in an effort to imitate Michael Jackson the same year that photo was taken, but the guy in black face in that specific photo is not him. (For all you Millennials out there who are confused because you only remember Michael Jackson as one of the whitest men you’ve ever seen in your life, in 1984 he did indeed have dark skin.)

Even better, Northam now claims that Friday was the first time he had ever seen that photo in his entire life, because he did not purchase his college annual. So he was confused on Friday, but after getting a good night’s sleep beside his stand-by-your-racist-baby-killing-man wife, he wants you to believe that he awoke on Saturday to the realization that, “Hey, I did do all that horribly racist stuff in college, but nobody took a picture of me doing it!” and he is claiming he wants to get an “expert” to use “facial recognition software” on that grainy black-and-white photo from 35 years ago to prove it!

Presumably, Gov. Racist Baby Killer also thinks CSI was a documentary.

One thing we know for certain sure is that he thinks voters in Virginia – and Democrats everywhere – are hopelessly stupid individuals and easily misled, just like Hillary Clinton famously said.

And hey, the fact that he got elected to serve as Governor of Virginia pretty much proves he’s 100% correct.

That is all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; mediabias; trump; trumpwinsagain
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To: TigerClaws

I’m not sure which crime is more unforgivable, the blackface or the checker board striped pants.


21 posted on 02/03/2019 5:47:12 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: cgbg

Hmmmmmmm......two walking dead Democrats at the same time.

I like it.


22 posted on 02/03/2019 5:48:35 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: ArtDodger

Dems are masters of projection.


23 posted on 02/03/2019 5:50:08 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: ncalburt

Gillespie's campaign managers got paid millions but couldnt find Norham's blackface yearbook photo.
Then again, maybe Northam paid them MORE not to find the pic?

24 posted on 02/03/2019 5:53:58 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: EyesOfTX
The picture of his wife in the background tells the whole story.


25 posted on 02/03/2019 5:54:29 AM PST by moovova
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To: gcparent

Yes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/amnnta/ralph_northram_is_the_one_in_the_klan_hood_in/


26 posted on 02/03/2019 5:55:57 AM PST by TigerClaws
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To: Liz
REALITY CHECK: Ace reporters at the Virginian-Pilot of Norfolk unearthed the bad news for Northam: EVMS alumni indicated that when Northam attended, students personally selected, and submitted, their own yearbook photos.

That brings up another point: There must have been a number of people involved in putting together the yearbook, reviewing it, and approving it for publication. Apparently after Northam submitted his pictures, nobody looked at the photo and said: "No, this isn't a good idea....let's leave this one out."

27 posted on 02/03/2019 5:57:57 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: COBOL2Java

WVA voted for Byrd for decades. I bet Northam will be the DNC nominee one day for president. The picture doesn’t mean anything the abortion law is the true elephant in the room the Democrats are trying to hide by the Northam sacrifice.


28 posted on 02/03/2019 6:01:10 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: Hojczyk

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/watch-ralph-northam-refuses-to-shake-his-black-opponents-hand/


29 posted on 02/03/2019 6:13:50 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: Drew68

Holy crap! I never saw that ad! Horrifying!


30 posted on 02/03/2019 6:18:54 AM PST by albie
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To: EyesOfTX

How bad was Gillespie’s opposition research that they never checked into his opponent’s background?


31 posted on 02/03/2019 6:19:40 AM PST by PBRCat
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To: GreenHornet

Good catch......Northam had A LOT of enabler.


32 posted on 02/03/2019 6:21:01 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: TigerClaws

One poster on Reddit says Northram is wearing kkk outfit. Maybe that’s why he so quickly admitted to blackface then later denied.


33 posted on 02/03/2019 6:22:25 AM PST by gcparent (Justice Brett Kavanaugh)
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To: EyesOfTX

The Med School pic is Northam’s homage to his role model, Wayne Williams.


34 posted on 02/03/2019 6:30:32 AM PST by Chewbarkah
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To: Drew68
Wow. I can’t believe that ad was allowed to run. That is truly DESPICABLE
35 posted on 02/03/2019 6:33:53 AM PST by atc23
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To: EyesOfTX

Why do I get the impression that Northam was the KKK guy and not the blackface guy. He did say when initially asked that he was in the pic but did not say whether he was the KKK guy.
May have thought about it a while and now offers up face recognition of the blackface guy because he was not the blackface guy but the dude with the hood. Good luck in face recognizing that!


36 posted on 02/03/2019 6:38:38 AM PST by chuckee
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To: moovova

That’s why I chose it.


37 posted on 02/03/2019 6:44:03 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

How did people in Virginia vote for that whiny man in the first place?


38 posted on 02/03/2019 6:44:38 AM PST by odawg
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To: moovova
This series of tweets was fun, too!:


39 posted on 02/03/2019 6:45:51 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: All

Graphic by moveon.org.

40 posted on 02/03/2019 7:10:50 AM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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