Posted on 07/24/2018 10:43:08 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Perhaps Google Translate knows something the rest of us don’t – because it’s been coming out with some alarming translations which sound like doomsday prophecies.
The translations come up in response to misspelled, but innocent, translation queries, often in little-known languages such as Yoruba.
Google is rapidly adjusting Translate so the weird translations seem to disappear soon after discovery – but fans keep finding alarming stuff....
(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...
Just my luck, I bought a 10 year t-note yesterday.
No one but the Father knows the time I shall return. That means even Jesus and the Holy Ghost are in the dark.
Yeah, but you don’t get the pronunciation out of the text.
What Google is saying is pronounced “Hay-suess”
My guess? Someone is doing this to bait conservatives into doing something radical, since arrival of The Savior is said to be imminent. Think someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, who is very good at gaining trust and mimicking familiar behaviors.
Somebody bored is doing some Fly Fishing tonight. Just seeing whats’ out there to be caught in the net.
what i get out of it is that Hay-suess is coming back across the border at 3 minutes at 12 with 19 dogs
"Trust the plan." :)
Somebody else finally said it!!
I didn’t know about only The Father knowing it, but i have quoted the Bible on the “prophecy” threads here, like “you will not know the hour or the day” and others.
But that doesn’t dissuade them :)
Cause they’ve got a special closeness to God
or something.
+1. Google maps used to tell you that you could swim from NYC to Paris. Some coders idea of a joke.
google is evil. Avoid it at all costs. I use bing with Microsoft Translator. Lesser of two evils.
Does this mean that the world is going to the dogs?
I could have told you that.
“Hey (DR.) Suess”.
They not only claimed to suddenly know everything about everything overnight but was claiming equality to Jesus!
As his popularity grew and I observed them, I then noted how they would frequently harp on and boast about dying 7 times in the hospital due to the nurses errors. Thus it was clear that the lack of oxygen caused brain problems and/or they are using it as a proof of their new found deitification.
I was really tempted to confront them and say "wow you got Jesus beat! HE only died ONCE, but you died 7 times. You must be really special to God!"
The internet is becoming sentient and it’s a weirdo.
These “translations” were deliberately put in the dictionary. Someone was using his/her job access to act unprofessionally.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you”.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you. “ Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.
“Yes,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you. “ The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?”
“Moses,” Replied the bird.
“Moses” the burglar laughed.
“What kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”
The bird promptly answered: “The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’!”
“Some coders idea of a joke.”
Yes, it is an easter egg. There are probably lots more in there.
BBell,
Have you tried DuckDuckGo. com? It’s supposedly about as private as you can use. I don’t know that as fact but, I hate google. Just a thought
How long would they be so?
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