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Odd, isn't it?
1 posted on 07/24/2018 10:43:08 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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2 posted on 07/24/2018 10:45:25 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Just my luck, I bought a 10 year t-note yesterday.


3 posted on 07/24/2018 10:49:16 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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Yeah, but you don’t get the pronunciation out of the text.

What Google is saying is pronounced “Hay-suess”


5 posted on 07/24/2018 11:08:32 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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My guess? Someone is doing this to bait conservatives into doing something radical, since arrival of The Savior is said to be imminent. Think someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, who is very good at gaining trust and mimicking familiar behaviors.
Somebody bored is doing some Fly Fishing tonight. Just seeing whats’ out there to be caught in the net.


6 posted on 07/24/2018 11:09:00 PM PDT by lee martell
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#1: "Odd, isn't it?"

"Trust the plan."   :)
 

8 posted on 07/25/2018 12:01:53 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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google is evil. Avoid it at all costs. I use bing with Microsoft Translator. Lesser of two evils.


11 posted on 07/25/2018 1:45:01 AM PDT by BBell (shoot shot shoot shot shoot shot gimme a tissue!!!)
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The internet is becoming sentient and it’s a weirdo.


15 posted on 07/25/2018 3:53:20 AM PDT by mindburglar (I missed my flight...)
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These “translations” were deliberately put in the dictionary. Someone was using his/her job access to act unprofessionally.


16 posted on 07/25/2018 4:49:18 AM PDT by I want the USA back (This week's hysterical obsession: Trump tweet on iranian threat. Last week's: Trump Putin's Bitch.)
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you”.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you. “ Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.

“Yes,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you. “ The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?”

“Moses,” Replied the bird.

“Moses” the burglar laughed.

“What kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?”

The bird promptly answered: “The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’!”


17 posted on 07/25/2018 5:11:16 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Yep, I’m sure God would spread his message via Google.


23 posted on 07/25/2018 8:48:26 AM PDT by moovova
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Creo que está relacionado con la prueba de estrés.


24 posted on 07/25/2018 9:14:46 AM PDT by Company Man (SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED)
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