Posted on 03/13/2018 5:08:25 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The Pantsuit Princess was in the news on Monday for rolling out yet more excuses for why she lost the presidential election in 2016. If you thought she had already blamed everyone else in the United States of America for her failure except for herself, boy, were you wrong.
Speaking to an audience in India, of all places, where the great majority of the population is poor, uneducated and unproductive, the Coughing Crook blamed her loss on people who are poor, uneducated and unproductive. Oh, and they were all racists, too. No kidding:
“There’s all that red in the middle, where Trump won. Now, I win the coasts, I win Illinois, Minnesota, places like that. But what the map doesn’t show you is that I won the places that represent two-thirds of America’s gross domestic product. So I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward, and his whole campaign, Make America Great Again, was looking backwards. ‘You don’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women getting jobs, you don’t want to see that Indian-American succeeding more than you are, whatever your problem is, I’m going to solve it.'”
Oh, but it gets better. The 100% self-absorbed, 0% self-aware Fainting Felon, who has spent much of her adult life claiming to be a champion of women’s rights, went on to claim that any woman who voted for Donald Trump did so only because their husband or their boss told them to do so.
Then, as if to prove beyond all remaining doubt (could there really be any at this point?) that she was indeed the very worst candidate for any elective office in American history, the Grasping Grifter proceeded to stumble down the steps leading out of the venue, despite being held up by two men. We can expect her to blame the incident on the two men, who no doubt told her to stumble, a demand that she, as a mere woman, had no ability to resist.
Never stop talking, Hillary. Please, never stop.
The House Intelligence Committee announced Monday evening that it has concluded its year-long investigation into allegations that the Trump Campaign “colluded” with Russia to influence the 2016 elections, and found zero evidence to support the claims. Combined, the three major network newscasts devoted less than 1 minute of coverage to that bit of news. If this surprises you, you probably get your news from the evening network newscasts.
San Fran Nan stammered through a condemnation of the Committee’s move, slamming Speaker Paul Ryan for not keeping the investigation going into perpetuity. Because, of course, the Democrats’ goal whenever there is a Republican in the White House is to always have myriad fake investigations into fake scandals going simultaneously. This is especially true when GOP policies are producing things like jobs and economic prosperity. It’s the Democrat playbook, right there on page 359.
The Democrat playbook also demands that they and their myriad fake journalist press agents continue to demonize Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (Low-IQ Maxine Waters carried out that task on MSNBC Monday night), and that bug-eyed Adam Schiff produce a minority report filled with classified information, which the administration will have to heavily redact, giving the Democrats and the fake news media the excuse to scream “coverup!” Yes, it’s tiresome, yes, it’s incredibly dishonest, but what do you expect Democrats to do, focus on policy?
Hah! That’ll be the day. Focusing on policy got deleted from the Democrat playbook way back in 1992, when Bill and Hillary got elected to their co-presidency. It will never return, trust me.
Speaking of fake news outlets, economic prosperity and jobs, the fakest #fakenews outlet of them all, CNN, just keeps getting faker as time goes along. For years, CNN had kept an updated online “jobs tracker”, which provided monthly updates about the number of jobs added or lost by the U.S. economy during the George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama administrations.
But updating the tracker has amounted to just too much good news for President Donald Trump over the last year, as the Trump economy has kept adding new jobs at an accelerating pace. So, the fake journalists at CNN just couldn’t take it anymore, and decided at the first of the year to stop updating the tracker. That is sad, pathetic and hilarious all rolled up into a tight little fake news ball.
Just another day in the Democrat playbook America.
That is all.
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Nice ensemble there your thighness. Table cloth ripped off from some bistro, cankle tailored capris, rubber flip flops made by some 3 year old Chinese kid all topped off with panama hat. That would go over swell in a singles bar.
She has absolutely no business walking around with those nasty old lady feet uncovered
Zeon pigs.
I love the title of this article. Somebody make a doll with a pull string. Everytime you pull it, the doll spews an excuse. Over 50 unique excuses for why she lost. I’d buy one in a heartbeat!
You know, if she was safe and sound sitting in a jail cell, she wouldn’t keep falling all over the place like this.
Ah, but if you watch the video, Huma (behind her Heinousness) and the others are clearly negotiating the steps without any difficulty...
A feminist who needs two men to navigate stairs.
I think if President Trump just concedes that Hillary really does look like a pensioner, It could be the start of de-nuking and reunifying Korea.
Only 50?!?!
Well, she certainly made that episode watchable, lol.
Yup. She made the episode much more entertaining.
Skip Homier’s Malicon was much better than his Space Hippy on “The Way to Eden”. He’s Not Herbert.
Can anyone confirm if this is a new excuse that she completely overlooked when, uh, “writing” her book that supposedly already explained why she lost?
If it is a new reason not given previously, how in the world did it get missed until 6 months after her book was published? (2nd question is rhetorical; no answer needed.)
Well, we definitely need to adopt the secret ballot before 2020, so women won’t be forced to vote as their husbands tell them to when Trump runs for re-election.
Time for Bill and Chelsea to take responsibility for their failing relative and get her off the street.
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