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Hillary’s ‘Resurrection’ as an Ordained Methodist Minister?
Canada Free Press ^ | 08/13/17 | Judi McLeod

Posted on 08/13/2017 1:07:06 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony

In some people’s view everyone can be forgiven for their sins other than “racist” “misogynist” President Donald Trump

Somewhat like Islamic terrorism, Hillary Clinton is declaring herself her own religion. In her case reinventing herself as an ordained Methodist minister, coming in to the pulpit with an already at the ready schism.

Husband Bill and daughter Chelsea will no doubt be shouting “Amen” on Sundays when she takes to the pulpit, with Bill only nodding off occasionally when her homilies run overly long.


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; hillaryandgod; hillaryclinton; methodist; religion; religiousleft; resurrection; searchworks; umc
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To: Sean_Anthony

Crooked has always been spiritual. What is more spiritual than a spirit cooked dinner and the sacrifice of a baby?


21 posted on 08/13/2017 2:25:07 PM PDT by Rebelrage ("To crush your enemies -- See them driven, and to hear the lamentation of their women")
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To: Slyfox

I don’t doubt that!


22 posted on 08/13/2017 3:15:10 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

The Other half goes to the administration headed up by “dollar Bill” Clinton


23 posted on 08/13/2017 4:04:47 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

Hillaryous Rotten Criminal ALERT!


24 posted on 08/13/2017 4:06:42 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Sean_Anthony

Maybe she will be the personification of the whore of Babylon (a religious system).


25 posted on 08/13/2017 4:26:03 PM PDT by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus?)
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To: Sean_Anthony

very astute!


26 posted on 08/13/2017 4:27:14 PM PDT by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus?)
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To: Slyfox

Yes, she passed on the Jesus thing. I would bet that when she did so, She said in a deep voice “NOOOOOOOOO!” At he time there may have been smoke out her ears and mouth, and her eyes about to pop out.


27 posted on 08/13/2017 4:36:47 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Herself has been ordained? When did this happen? Has the Methodist Church so relaxed its ordination procedures that Herself could simply have the necessary documents sent to her home address?

I know there are denominations that do grant ordination over the Internet, but I had thought the Methodists still had more stringent standards.

I want to see the divinity school records.


28 posted on 08/13/2017 4:48:22 PM PDT by alloysteel (Guilty until proven innocent, while denying defense, justice, mercy or any appeal. No pardon, ever.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Well, it’s been 10 years since Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner) died. Can’t believe it took this long for someone to want to fill that void!”

She was an angel compared to Hillary. May Hillary befall the same fate....soon.


29 posted on 08/13/2017 5:15:36 PM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Bonemaker

True, Dat!


30 posted on 08/13/2017 7:38:46 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: Sean_Anthony

You win the jackpot!


31 posted on 08/13/2017 9:28:07 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Fred Hayek
Here is a short video which recounts the event of Hillary and Eleanor, but also Nancy Pelosi getting jiggy with the spirits
32 posted on 08/14/2017 10:34:55 AM PDT by Slyfox (Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
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To: Slyfox

Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head
Oh Mr. Crowley, did you talk with the dead
Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah you waited on Satan’s call

Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred manifest on this earth
Ah conceived in the eye of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth

Mr. Crowley, won’t you ride my white horse
Mr. Crowley, it’s symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

Was it polemically sent
I want to know what you meant
I want to know
I want to know what you meant, yeah

Read more: Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Read more: Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley Lyrics | MetroLyrics


33 posted on 08/14/2017 4:18:20 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Fred Hayek

I bet Hillary and her coven-aters sang that together just before they began their collective howling.


34 posted on 08/14/2017 5:20:44 PM PDT by Slyfox (Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

OMG, could you imagine her screeching a sermon from the pulpit?


35 posted on 08/14/2017 6:09:29 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: t4texas

Lawdy lawdy, we am got ourselves a virtuous woman. Doncha think she ought to be the first preaching president?


36 posted on 08/14/2017 6:14:59 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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