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DUmmie FUnnies 03-01-17 (Trump Speech Sends DUmmies Into Deep Angry Depression)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 1, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/01/2017 5:11:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix

It is the worst of times. It is the worst of times. Early last November the DUmmies were absolutely SURE that Donald Trump would lose the election. In fact they even LOOKING FORWARD TO RUBBING IT IN. That's how sure they were. And then the election came and...utter shock. However, it wasn't until Trump's speech last night to a joint session of Congress when it really sunk in that Trump is HERE TO STAY and they have to endure him until January 20, 2025. In fact February 28, 2017 is already being called "The Night the Democrat Party Died." That prospect has sent them into a deep angry depression reflected in the very title of this thread, I f***ing hate him. Their helpless rage is also fueled by the knowledge they won't admit aloud...yet: the Democrat party is THROUGH. They are in the process of self-marginalization that by the end of the Trump Era they will go the way of the Whigs. I look for the Democrats to go full Trotsky after suffering yuuuuge losses in the 2018 midterms and after the 2020 election...hello Whigs! So let us now watch the DUmmies rage helplessly in a deep, deep funk in Bolshevik Red while the the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the self-destruction of what will soon become the FORMER Democrat party, is in the [brackets]:

I f***ing hate him.

[Of course. Donald Trump has completely DESTROYED your world. You thought that Hillary's "certain" victory would mean the ultimate victory for leftwing lunacy in America and now the left is shattered. The Democrats soon to become the new Whigs.]

I hate him with the white hot passion of a thousand suns. I'm sorry DU. I try not to hate but my fury and anger are fierce and undeniable. I found myself wishing his head would explode on camera.

[May I relay your thoughts to the Secret Service, DUmmie bunnies? I repeat DUmmie bunnies. Oh, you're just one letter away from the FUnniest blog on the web.]

I f***ing hate hate him.

[Hate week in DUmmieland...to be extended for almost 8 years.]

Edit: now that it's the next day and I've had some time to think... yep. Still hate him. Glad I'm not alone. I'd lose my shit if not for this place.

[Are you sure? Have you checked your diaper? Now on to the other utterly depressed and incurably bitter DUmmies...]

You're in good company.

[Correct. All the rest of the DUmmies are now in a state of helpless rage.]

I was screaming at my puter. Mr. Bunnies was not impressed. I just couldn't f***ing take it. Lies lies lies. Omg.

[It's going to last until 1/20/2025 so enjoy, DUmmie BUnnies.]

My grand-dog luna was worried about me as I yelled at the TV!

[As with his tic, your grand-dog is also a luna-tic.]

I watched re runs of old sitcoms. I loathe this ugly, ignorant, repulsive slimebag. My doctor has upped my blood pressure medications, since my bp spiked over this fiasco. I disliked W, but tRump is a total bottom of the barrel scumbag. The man is seriously mentally challenged.

[If you don't get a heart attack first, the bile in your stomach will disolve you at the waist.]

I can feel it eating at me. The anger is just so goddamn strong. I didn't want to watch it but I'm a politics junkie so I feel like I didn't have a choice. As it went on, the hate justice compounded. I'm not optimistic about the near future.

[Psst! DUmmie BUnnies. You also shouldn't be optimistic about the distant future since 1/20/2025 will mark the inauguration of President Pence.]

A friend in the clergy joked about "taking one for the team" she despises him so much.

[Is she in the First Church of Goddess Gaia?]

I can't stand the sight of him or the sound of his voice. He enrages me! I can literally feel my blood pressure rise whenever I see him. I become physically sick to my stomach.

[Highly acidic bile does that to you.]

It's only been a month. Worst case is 4 more years of this shit. What the f**k are the sane of us supposed to do?

[Wrong. Worst case for you is the most LIKELY case: 8 more years.]

Hate+Anger equals motivation. Not entirely a bad thing.

[Hate+Anger equals comedy. An entirely hilarious thing.]

I feel like a hostage. I swear, every day I wake up in the morning with the vague feeling that "surely this ISN'T happening." "This is gotta be a bad dream." "This CAN'T actually be happening." Sadly, it IS.

[Think of yourself as living inside a computer simulation entirely designed for the amusement of DUmmie FUnnies readers.]

Never have I so violently disliked a human being as I do this one (I guess he's human). I refuse to hear his voice. I refuse to watch his speeches. I just read a mystery novel tonight and then checked in here to find out what lies and atrocities he's telling the world now. I don't even like seeing his picture, but that's unavoidable. My best friend and I refuse to even use his name. And here I am a Buddhist. He's forcing me to go back to square one in my spiritual practice. I guess that's the best I can say for him, and I don't even feel like saying that.

[It's going to be a fun EIGHT years for you.]

The night of the election night was perhaps the worst night of my life. Now Trump is president, I fear for the future of every life on this planet. I don't think I could survive four years.

[The Heaven's Gate mothership will be waiting for you on Election Night 2020.]

Yes, he brings a hate from my inner being I didn't even realize could happen. At 72 years old, I've witnessed a lot of people and events that have brought forth a feeling of 'hate', but nothing compares to this. If life and the very planet itself lives through his tyranny, we'll never be the same again. I have never really feared turning on the so-called 'news', but I haven't watched any t.v. since Nov. 8, except the Animal Planet and my calming Music Choice channel. My heart just aches for those that will be harmed far more than me and am thankful that I'm almost out of here.

[Another DUmmie with a reservation for the Heaven's Gate mothership.]

I thought my anger would abate, but it hasn't. Not even a little bit. It is getting stronger.

[Every day. In every little way. My derangement grows stronger and stronger.]


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KEYWORDS: donaldtrump; dummies; nutters
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear DUmmies.....

41 posted on 03/01/2017 6:40:16 PM PST by luvie (Be still and know that I Am GOD.....Psalm 46:10)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yeah, That Whole “Don’t Allow Trump And His Administration To Be Normalized” Thing Lasted For Like A Month
http://verysmartbrothas.com/yeah-that-whole-dont-allow-trump-and-his-administration-to-be-normalized-thing-lasted-for-like-a-month/


42 posted on 03/01/2017 6:48:03 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Psst! DUmmie BUnnies. You also shouldn’t be optimistic about the distant future since 1/20/2025 will mark the inauguration of President Pence.]


I’m personally hoping for President Bannon! I think any remaining DUmmies would hate Bannon even more than they hate Trump, if that is inhumanly possible. :-D


43 posted on 03/01/2017 6:56:33 PM PST by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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To: metmom

I hated him but not in the deranged, foolish, psycho way these people hate Trump. Trump is Good, and 0bola is Evil, and it is virtuous to hate Evil.

I refused to watch 0bola in any videos/live, or listen to him. I knew he meant destruction of all that is good about America, and wherever else he could destroy.

Difference is, these people hate Trump BECAUSE he wants and plans what is best for us.


44 posted on 03/01/2017 6:59:15 PM PST by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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To: PJ-Comix
What the f**k are the sane of us supposed to do?

I strongly suggest suicide.

45 posted on 03/01/2017 7:01:09 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for these FUnnies PJ, wish there were more of them.
Looks like Charles gave it up huh?

Now that these loons are completely out of power they are actually FUnny again.


46 posted on 03/01/2017 7:02:27 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix

Virtue signaling drama queens, their lives must be so shallow.
Pathetic
I would HATE to have their mental disorder.


47 posted on 03/01/2017 7:04:55 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix

“The night of the election night was perhaps the worst night of my life. Now Trump is president, I fear for the future of every life on this planet. I don’t think I could survive four years.”

Well you are going to have to survive for at least 2830 more “nights”.
Good luck Moonbat...


48 posted on 03/01/2017 7:09:32 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: Celtic Conservative

Good one.

For some reason lately i have developed a condition where songs play over and over in my head.
Maybe it’s the medication that i’m on...
anyways thanks now i’ll be listening to it in my head for the next 3 hours until i hear some commercial jingle or something on tv.


49 posted on 03/01/2017 7:15:51 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ehh... I said the same pretty much for eight years of zero. Enjoy it dummies.


50 posted on 03/01/2017 7:21:22 PM PST by wyowolf (Be ware when the preachers take over the Republican party...)
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To: Bon mots

Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!


51 posted on 03/01/2017 7:30:12 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Every day is CHRISTMAS since Trump WON


52 posted on 03/01/2017 7:55:57 PM PST by chesley (The right to protest is not the right to disrupt.)
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To: mowowie

I have tinnitus, hearing songs in my head would be an improvement. It’s not a big deal so long as I have some white noise when I sleep.

CC


53 posted on 03/01/2017 8:23:55 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: doorgunner69

They never follow through. I would like to see libs committed to legally binding contracts on all of their vows.


54 posted on 03/01/2017 8:54:23 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: little jeremiah

Agree with you 100%.

I never could stomach watching him either cause I knew what he was about.

But these people are totally unhinged. It’s an irrational hatred that it literally,physically consuming them, by their own admission.

When I watched Trump’s speech and saw the reprehensible behavior of the democrats in refusing to stand or even applaud for the good things that Trump is working for for the American people, I was furious. I have not been that angry over political stuff in a long time but their hatred of everything good and right and just was so apparent.

They are clearly not for better education, better and more affordable healthcare, safer cities, and economic prosperity.


55 posted on 03/02/2017 2:01:19 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: PJ-Comix

nd this morning, I woke up to “Sessions lied under oath about speaking with Russian ambassador” Depending how it pans out, I may be depressed too.


56 posted on 03/02/2017 3:24:27 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks for doing the heavy lifting of sorting through the vile bilge that is DU. I just cannot any more.

Here's what they have to look forward to...

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57 posted on 03/02/2017 4:00:51 AM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: trebb

Of course, the entire thing is out of context - as always. It’s another giant nothing burger.


58 posted on 03/02/2017 5:28:19 AM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President Trump)
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To: mowowie; Charles Henrickson

I believe “Chas” will return at some point after the Lenten season.
‘Tis a busy season for Lutheran pastors right now, donchyano.


59 posted on 03/02/2017 5:43:49 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: mowowie

BRUH! Me too!

My brain is looping “All You Zombies” by The Hooters for the last few nights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LE0KpcP05I


60 posted on 03/02/2017 5:46:16 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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